The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 17
Elzar: hey can you call me? I can’t find my comm
Avar: yeah, one sec, let me find my own
Elzar: alright
Avar: i can’t find it, can you call me
Elzar: yeah, one sec
Stellan: *currently in the possession of the one brain cell the three of them share*
Elzar & Avar: *running around and doing something stupid again*
Stellan: seriously, why are you two like this?
Elzar: aww come on! We know that you still love us
Stellan: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*
Elzar:
Stellan:
Avar: *sniffles*
Stellan: !!!
Stellan: wAIT IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH PLEASE STOP CRYING FORCE IM SO SORRY
Avar: *drunk after one shot* you two are so hot
Stellan: uh huh
Avar: and spicy
Elzar, grinning: right, go on
Avar: *wrapping one arm around Stellan and the other around Elzar* extra strong chili paprika doritos
Special Guest
Random Republic Senator: so, how many children do you have?
Yoda: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because a difference there is, hm
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16
Stellan: How did you even get in here?
Avar: Your window!
Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!
Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.
Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.
Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!
Elzar: Alright, bring it in.
Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!
Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.
Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?
Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14
Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!
Avar:
Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?
Stellan: Yes
Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.
Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Avar: It fucking sucked.
Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.
Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.
Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Stellan: all the time
Elzar: then you should be used to it by now
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5
Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you
Elzar: yeah and I did that
Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios
Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]
Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two
Avar: What was that?
Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]
Elzar: cannibalism
Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4
Evil guy: I’m gonna kill both of you
Elzar: Wait, we need to ask Stellan first
Evil guy: that's not how-
Avar: he said no.
Avar: I don’t like blasters
Stellan: Stop being so narrow minded, it’s because you just never learned how to use one.
Avar: Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly.
Stellan: A person can learn a lot from their friends
Vernestra: So what did you learn from Master Elzar and Master Avar
Stellan: Why some species eat their young
Vernestra: What is love?
Avar: an emotional minefield
Stellan: a neurochemical reaction
Elzar: BABY DONT HURT ME-