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rulernogard156
3 months ago

I love your comics!!! They are always so adorable!!! They really help me through the day!!!

Wait if rat man is trans how did mouse woman get knocked up. Did they get a sperm donor. Wait can different species even interbreed in this world.

Four panel comic of Marriella, a mouse lady, and Rusty, a rat man. They are dressed in undergarments and kissing and cuddling between dialogue. Mariella: Oh I love you so! Rusty: love you too. Mariella: mmm, put a baby in me. Rusty: Hehe, yeah Mariella: I want one with your pointy nose, your bald tail.... Rusty: m-okay. This isn't doing it for me. Mariella looks up at him pleadingly. Rusty: oh, you were serious? You know I can't do that, right? 'Cause if the whole, no-balls, thing. Aw, don't give me those eyes. Rusty: I mean, we can try... Mariella looks satisfied.

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Rusty walks into a room with a magazine while Mariella knits. Rusty: found a catalogue of donors. From "the Jackson Laboratory," sounds legit. Mariella: oh! The two of them open the catalogue together. Rusty: see if theres an Olympic athlete. Or a rock star who never sold out. Mariella: so this donor... is H-Homozygous for the lye-Lee-lymphopholiferstion spontaneous mutation and a model for systemic lupus erythematosus. ...Is that good?
Rusty: ah, these are all lab mutants. Mariella: I'd still love our baby even if they were a mutant. I'd just hope they'd use their powers for good... Rusty: different kind of mutant, honey. Well, your last baby-daddy was just a regular guy, but the kids came out great! Mariella: "regular" is relative. But you're right. But how are we gonna find the perfect regular guy? Rusty: hmmm.
Rusty is tacking up a banner that says "BOYS NIGHT." An unnamed male rat approaches him. Rat: if this is a Man-only boys night, why's your wife here? Rusty: girlfriend. She's taking notes on the boys' speed, dexterity, inheritable illnesses... Rat: why? Rusty: to see who the best boy is. Rat: oh, right on.
Mariella talks to a male shrew who is tossing a ping pong ball into a solo cup. Mariella: wow, you're great at beer pong! Shrew: thanks! Actually, I quit drinking thanks to my coke addiction, and my aim has really improved with my adderall addiction. Mariella: ah, so does addiction run in your family? Shrew: dunno I could ask my parents, we see each other a lot. Mariella: how sweet! Shrew: yeah, ma sells me my adderall and pa sells me my coke. Mariella: oh. Shrew: oh! I guess my aunt had a porn problem.
Rusty sits on a couch chatting with a chipmunk. Rusty: semi-pro soccer, but you managed to avoid any crotch-related trauma? Nice. Chipmunk: yep! I think I know what all these balls-related questions are really about... you and your wife are looking for a third! Rusty: girlfriend. And no. Chipmunk: a goalie, then? Rusty: no. Chipmunk: well if no one's gonna have sex with me right now, I'm out. Rusty (thinking): he's a freak but I can't blame him for the misunderstanding.
Mariella speaks to a male deer mouse, her ex boyfriend. Neither is thrilled to see the other. Ex: oh hey, didn't realize you'd be here... Mariella: yep. It's my house. Ex: so... is our little Manzanita still in ballet? Mariella: Manzanita is in electronics club, Madera is in ballet! Mariella (thinking): no more babies for him!
Mariella and Rusty sit closely, entranced, as a rather stately Kaibab squirrel tells them his life story. Squirrel: after I saved her son's life, I was inspired to pursue my doctorate in cardiopulmonary surgery in underserved communities. Alas, I had to move back home to care for my aging father, who, like my grandfather and great-grandfather, lived long and healthy lives. At home, of course, I discovered a passion for sustainable lumber... of course, all that is nothing compared to my greatest accomplishment of all... Rusty&Mariella (both thinking): he's perfect! Squirrel: I'm a two-time survivor of testicular cancer. Mariella and Rusty look a bit disappointed.
After the party, Rusty and Mariella have collapsed into their bed, looking tired and disappointed. Rusty: that was a bust. And we need to clean the bathroom before your cousin drops the kids off. How do grown men have worse aim than schoolchildren? Mariella: truth be told... I didn't want any of their babies. I wanted yours. Rusty: Mariella... if you'll still have me, they'll be mine, just like the ones we already have. Mariella: I know... but little ones with your handsome pointy nose and your handsome bald tail would just be so cute! Rusty: I'm sorry... Mariella: wait! Don't you have brothers? Rusty: yeah, like ten. Why?
Rusty and Mariella stand next to a phone. They both look a little high strung. Rusty: what am I supposed to say? "Hey bro, I need your sperm? Nothing weird, my girl just wants to get pregnant?" Mariella: do not say that! Just tell him you want to grow your family, and it'd mean the world to you if he could be a part of that? Rusty: it's ringing. Um, hey bro. I need your sperm. Nothing weird. My girl wants to get pregnant. Mariella: Rusty... Rusty: My bad, I panicked. Mariella: it's okay. What did he say? Rusty: dunno. Went to voicemail.
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