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Patton, Honey

Ship : moxiety

Waring : a mention of a nightmare, crying,

Virgil walks through the hallway and down the stairs to the bathroom door.

He hasn't seen Patton all night, his lover wasn't in bed when he fell asleep.

Not that that was unusual, considering they had gotten an argument earlier

But when he wakes up, he hears....

Soft sobbing?...

Are his ear deceiving him?

Virgil Softly knocks on the bathroom door, the sobbing suddenly stop.

"Patton, Honey is that you?" The door unlocks, a rough Patton opens the door slightly, Peering at him with sad eyes.

Virgil opens his arms with the softest smile Patton's ever seen. Patton hides himself in Virgil's arms, "Sorry..."

"Honey what's wrong?"

No matter what Virgil trys Patton won't tell him what's going on, he trys again "Patton, Honey can you look at me, Please?"

Patton looks up at Virgil, the sadness of the others eyes makes it all clear

"Another Nightmare?"

Patton can only nod and go back to hiding himself in Virgil's arms

"I'm sorry Sweetie”

Virgil's gaze moves to the couch 'he slept on the couch?!'

V rocks Patton back and forth

"Baby don't tell me you slept on couch.."

Virgil's voice sounds sad and emphatic

Patton can only nod as tears fall

Virgil holds patton close "Patton, you know you get nightmares when you sleep on the couch”

“Why would you do that” Virgil mutters a hand leaving Patton’s side and moving to the smaller sides hair

“I’m..not sure” Patton mumbles sleeply leaning into Virgil’s touch

“Let’s get you upstairs then” Virgil whispers his hands finding their way under his lover’s legs lifting him up.

Patton’s legs slowly settling around Virgil’s wasit “Mm...”

Patton’s eyes drift close “Tried?” Virgil’s voice is soft and soothing

“Yeah....”

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Patton burys himself in Virgil’s warm embrace “Patton if you do that again i swear to god” Virgil mumbles triedly “i know, i’m sorry..” Patton mutters into Virgil’s chest. Soon they were both asleep in each other’s arms, cuddled up warmly

and Patton found out that he likes sweet stuff because one time at three am he was stress baking a ton of cookies and then Virgil comes down looking adorable (no make-up so his freckles are showing) and he just looks at the cookies, and Patton thinks that he ha a distaste for sweets but then Virgil just grabs like twenty cookies and downed them, then looked at Patton dead in the eye and said, “I like sweet stuff, tell anyone and you will find spiders around the house for the next four years.” and Patton is kinda scared but he is just screaming out of the adorableness that is Virgil.

So you know all those jokes where Virgil asks for coffee as black/dark as his soul and Patton or Roman but shush Patton for now gives him like extra creamer with whipped cream and shit

What if like Virgil does that on purpose and it’s just this stupid fucking inside joke between he and Patton

Virgil actually can’t stand black coffee and any time he makes it for himself he just dumps all kinds of shit in it because he needs caffeine to survive it sure as shit isn’t gonna be a bitter mess, so every time Patton brings him his coffee not only is it super fucking sweet because “Patton remembered my order” but because Patton clearly sees him as the angel he is

idk what this is i’m tired

I'm taking requests!!

I'll mainly be writing fluff or hurt/comfort, I don't do smut and I'm not a fan if writing heavy angst

I'll really do any ships (just obviously not remrom) but I most enjoy stuff like

-Logicality

-Moceit

-Logince

-Demus

-Intrulogical

But once again I'll do any

I'm also entirely up for aus

Everyone's making frog pattons hcs that are ansty

Hear me out

His blush is green

And he thinks it's stupid and hffmkhdsckoywsgf

... Listen if any moceit fic writers are taking suggestions-

I found a post by @solarsparkss that was basically Sanders sides ships as childhood memories

And decided I'd do what I do best and take really nice wholesome content and ruin it for everyone

So I give you Sanders sides ships as classic childhood memories: Callum edition

Logince: fighting with my brother wale we were making Mac and cheese, I wanted to add the cheese and we were dumb kids and used cheese from a jar I reached for the jar with no warning and broke it 

Analogical: keeping my mom up cause I had a stomachache and I kept asking if we could go to a doctor, and when she'd finally agree I'd say we didn't have to go 

Prinxiety: watching kids randomly break out into fights and even cheering some on

Royality: my grandma unintentionally buying aphmau merch 

Demus: me getting in trouble cause I allegedly punched a baby

Logicality: whenever the teacher had a timer on the board and it going down to 10 seconds and everyone yelling "10 SECONDS BAKER'S"

Moxiety: crying and covering my ears when we had to watch a brainpop. Jr over drugs 

LAMP: my absolute hell of a drama camp, where we spent more time walking then dancing and I had a meltdown the day of the show cause I thought a girl hated me 

Dukxiety: my friend asking the highschool band performing at the school if they could play megalovania on the tenor trumpet 

Roceit: my brother crushing my dreams of wanting to meet stampycat

Moceit: forcing my family to sing Christmas songs by the fire

Loceit: making fun of trump during lunch and one girl leaning over and saying "don't you guys think your being a bit rude"

Anxceit: my teacher in kindergarten asking me how high I can count and me not wanting to show off and saying I could only count to 100

Intrulogical: me getting horny asf during a fine motor skills class 

Intruality: crying over the cartoon network "we'll see you tomorrow" ending cause it just made me really sad 

I did it?....I guess? XD

Multishippers come get y’all juice!

Here’s the none-edited version because....why not 🤷‍♀️

(Also the analogical tag don’t work apparently, don’t know what’s up with that but-)

Y'ALL, Y'ALL Y'ALL-

*sigh*

Can one of you draw Virgil in this? You don't have to, I just lack motivation rn.

We All Have Bad Days

Summary: Patton has a bad day and Virgil is there to cheer him up.

Word Count: 976

Warnings: N/A (I think does sad Patton count?)

Pairings: Platonic Moxiety, Romantic Logicality

Patton had a terrible day, with all the other sides arguing all throughout the day, and him being unable to control the fighting he just felt altogether useless. Patton wasn’t going to let that ruin his day though, and decided to grin and bear it, which is what led up to him being in his room bawling his eyes out. The day started off with the fighting and constant bickering, but during breakfast he had spilled maple syrup on himself, and he had to take a shower after Deceit, who was known to take all the hot water. So after his cold shower, Patton went to clean around the mind palace, and it was quite the task. He was however not all to happy when Roman fighting with Virgil had managed to trash the common room, that he had finished cleaning first. In a fit of anger, Patton scolded the two and had them clean up their mess. As they did that Patton went onto cooking dinner.

While Patton was cooking Logan had walked in to make coffee, as he needed the caffeine to boost his energy.

“Salutations Patton. If I may ask, what’s for dinner tonight?” Logan asked, Patton turned around and smiled.

“Oh it’s just spaghetti.” Patton said, and Logan nodded leaving with his coffee. Virgil had walked in without Patton hearing him enter. So Patton just began silently crying, Virgil didn’t hear it at first until the soft sniffles became noticeable.

“Patton you okay?” Virgil asked, walking over. Patton jumped and looked at Virgil.

“O-Oh! Kiddo! I didn’t realize you were here.” Patton smiled, and wiped his eyes.

“Why are you crying?” Virgil asked, walking over to Patton. He placed his hand on Patton’s shoulder in an attempt to comfort him.

“I-It’s nothing really.” Patton reasoned, making Virgil roll his eyes.

“I don’t believe that Patton.” Virgil sighed, and looked at the food, then he dragged Patton to his room.

“Okay we have a couple minutes before the food needs to be tended to. So could you please tell me what’s wrong?” Virgil asked, Patton just sat there tears welling up in his eyes again.

“I-I just didn’t w-want to hear y-you all fighting!” Patton cried. Virgil flinched at comment and wanted to panic, but he knew he had to help Patton first.

“Patton I didn’t know we were doing that to you. Why didn’t you tell us?” Virgil asked softly, as to not cause any alarm to the older side.

“I didn’t want to make you guys feel bad.” Patton said, a frown plastered on his face. Virgil led Patton over to the bed, and sat him down.

“You stay here, I’m going to go ask Logan to continue with the food, because we need to talk some more.” Virgil rushed off to tell the logical side about the situation and asked him to inform the others about it so they could help him out later. Once Virgil got back, he sat down next to Patton. Patton was rather quiet for the rest of the ordeal, but Virgil didn’t leave patton. 

“Patton...we all care for you too, and we want you to feel happy. We don’t want you to be upset.” Virgil mumbled, Patton looked over at his dark strange son. He saw that Virgil was looking for more words, when he just leaned on Virgil. Patton’s hair just hanging in front of his face, as Virgil adjusted himself so he could give Patton some cuddles. Granted Virgil wasn’t normally this touchy feely, and struggled to not push Patton away.

“I-I just d-don’t want to b-burden you all.” Patton stuttered, Virgil just squeezed Patton a bit tighter.

“You would never make us think any less of you. We want you to be happy.” Virgil said, shifting himself a bit. A knock at the door caught Virgil’s attention and he got up to go and open the door.

“Here’s your food. Roman and I have made an agreement, we are going to make some compromises. We wanted some time alone to work on this. So he suggested that I brought food to you two.” Logan handed Virgil two plates of food, and then placed some water on a desk by the door. Logan waved goodbye and then walked towards the common room.

“Dinner’s here.” Virgil said, placing a plate in front of Patton, who happily grabbed it and began eating.

“Wow! Who made this? It’s really yummy!” Patton said, as he devoured the food. Virgil smiled, and handed Patton a water bottle, while he sat down and ate his own food. The two sat in silence for a bit, none wanting to break the rare peace in the mind palace.

“Want to go and throw water balloons at Roman and Logan?” Patton asked, Virgil nodding as the two of them went and grabbed their water balloons. Virgil had a very evil plan, that was sure to make Patton smile. The two filled their water balloons up, and placed them in a bowl of water. Patton had two water balloons and Virgil did too. They walked out quietly, and when the time was right threw the balloons at their victims. While Logan and Roman yelled about how rude it was to just throw water balloons at them. While they yelled Virgil, took the bowl of water and dumped it on Patton, who froze for a bit, before laughing his butt off. Tears fell from his eyes because of how hard he laughed, and Logan’s face was on fire from just hearing Patton’s adorable laugh.

“Virgil! I’m so glad you’re my son! You’re the best son a dad could ever have.” Patton giggled out, as Virgil crossed his arms and looked away, a very dark blush on his face.

“Whatever.” Virgil grumbled, at least his dad was feeling better and didn’t feel like trash.

Hmmmm...we’re getting somewhere with this new oneshot