Scenario where Mr. Mind forgets his voice amplifier and when he stands in front of Billy about to monologue, Billy doesn’t notice him and just steps on Mr. Mind, killing him.
So like a few months later, Billy’s just wondering if Mr. Mind retired cause he hasn’t shown up recently.
Random Captain Marvel things I think confuses the JL (yes, obviously this is inspired by Wonderjanga)
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Everyone at the Justice League debrief meeting after a mission
Captain Marvel, randomly standing up and looking a little sick: “uh, please excuse me”
Batman: “Captain, you cannot just-“
Captain Marvel: *turns away and projectile vomits a bunch of letters onto the wall*
Batman: “…”
Batman: “you are excused.”
Captain Marvel, picking up the letters and sifting through them like it’s normal mail: “aw man! Another bill!”
Wonder Woman, shaking her head with a disapproving sigh: “man’s world and their idiotic delivery methods”
Superman: “oh Diana, that’s not- actually, nevermind”
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Captain Marvel: *sitting in the JL watchtower cafeteria blowing out a candle on a small birthday cake.*
Green lantern, walking in to see him: “oh Cap! It’s your birthday???”
Captain Marvel with childlike glee on his face: “Yeah! I’m turning 11!”
Green Lantern: “wait wha-“
Captain Marvel: “and 3! And 41,024,618! And 350,597,120,140!”
Green Lantern: “excuse me what-“
Captain Marvel, checking an hourglass duck taped to his wrist: “oops! I gotta go or I’ll be late for Dinosaur sledding with Tawky Tawny!”
Captain Marvel: *zips out the room with the cake, leaving a very confused Green Lantern behind.*
Green Lantern: “Dinosaur sledding???”
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Superman: *walks into the watchtower break room to see Captain Marvel and a younger blue version of him playing catch with a jar that holds a screaming worm inside.*
Superman: “Captain, who is this??? Why is there a worm in the jar and why on earth are you throwing it?”
Mr. Mind: “RELEASE M-“
Captain Marvel after chucking the jar straight at blue Captain Marvel’s head: “oh hi Supes! This is my older brother!”
Blue Captain Marvel after almost dropping the worm who is now screaming profanities: “holy crap! You’re Superm-!”
Before blue Captain Marvel can finish, a portal opens behind him and he gets sucked in screaming.
Superman, now with his fists up: “Captain Marvel! Get back!”
A younger girl version of Captain Marvel pokes her head out of the portal: “yo, Cap! Sivanna gave Tawny fleas and now Tawny seems like he’s gonna commit murder!”
Captain Marvel, flying into the portal without hesitation: “bye Supes!”
Superman, just standing there shellshocked: “I need to sit down…”