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The Slytherin skittles are Ghibil fans and one time they all watched "How's Moving Castle" together and Regulus fucking CRIED. Dorcas and Evan couldn't stop laughing, Pandora was just hugging him, Barty was absolutely shocked and Regulus was just cursing them all through his tears

OMG I just read a fic in wich sirius' car is crap and remaided me of that tiktok "im gay and my tire just blew out, i dont know a shit about cars"

muggle au where draco got cut off from his dads credit card and has to work at like cvs or rite-aid

Could somebody please write/create a marauders x pretty little liars fic 😭🙏

Im obsessed with both and the idea of a muggle au like Snape being Mona and James, Sirius, Remus and Peter tryna figure out whose blackmailing them with their secrets [whatever they may be, up to the writer].

*also bonus if it follows the multiple As concept and Peter turns out to be Big A or Uber A afterward

SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE THIS A REALITY IM BEGGGINNGG 😩

<if someone has already done this, please tag or link it, i would be mad appreciative 🙏>

muggle au where Mary is basically Sabrina Carpenter and writes superrrrr horny songs for her hot asf gf Lily. That's it that's the idea.

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Neville Longbottom, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends With Benefits, catching feelings, Romantic Comedy, Light Angst, Smut, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Angst with a Happy Ending, Brightest Bitch of Her Age Pansy, Pansy is the Expert at Denial, denial is not just a river in egypt, Pansy is Emotionally Constipated, Neville is The Cure, background dramione, Blaise and Theo: Dynamic Duo, HP Rare Pairs, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Big Dick Neville, POV Pansy Parkinson, Sassy Pansy Parkinson, Pansy slayed by Neville’s giant snake, Sex God Neville Longbottom, Neville Longbottom Has a Large Cock, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language Series: Part 1 of Crumbs of Tofu Multiverse Summary:

If Pansy was sure that he was a total stranger, she wouldn’t even have to think twice before throwing herself at him. It’s just that the more she looks at him—and she looks—the more familiar he becomes.

There’s a familiar twinkle in his downturned eyes. And there’s a secret smile playing across his lips, growing wide as he catches on to her lack of recognition. “You don’t remember me, do you?”

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I’m going to make it into a College AU type of thing, hope you don’t mind.

SIRIUS BLACK would most likely be some kind of History major, but focused on Queer History that past historians had tried to play off as them being “best friends”, “brothers”, and such. Sirius would also perhaps have a minor in English/Creative Writing because I love the idea of him using his discoveries as a historian to write heart-wrenching love stories.

REMUS LUPIN would be studying to become a Conservation Biologist. He’s just so passionate about animals finding homes and saving them from extinction, he feels like it’s his destiny. Would also most likely write books about it and write popular essays on everything he knows and how he thinks people can improve these endangered animals’ quality of life. Remus would most likely relate to Lily the most.

JAMES POTTER would be either studying to become some kind of doctor, or to become a professional coach of some sport like football (what Americans call soccer), there’s no in-between for me. He’d be really passionate about it either way, and would be found staying up all night studying.

PETER PETTIGREW would definitely be an Arts major, although he wouldn’t want to be stuck in one branch of art. He would probably try all different kinds of arts before he even thought about favoring one. I just picture paint stains on his clothes and a mixture of ink and charcoal staining his hands.

LILY EVANS would probably study to become a Botanist, which would awaken her inner environmentalist. I really think she’d go on long rants about how plants are dying and animals are going extinct and now we’re all being deep-fried by the sun because of global warming. She and Remus would almost always be caught talking about these things.

REGULUS BLACK would a scientist of some sort, maybe a chemist. He’s a man of science and loves math by extension. He’s so sirius serious about his academics and goals.

what do y’all think would have been the marauders favourite subject if they went to like muggle school?