My most rational braincell in my 100% dumbass brain trying to convince the others to not do some dumb shit (they're failing)
"Is rice vegan?
Cause rice is way too fucking good to ever give up.
Wait we're not even going vegan, we're going pescitarian why do we care?
We can eat all the rice we want
Yummy sushi with rice
....
Oh shit I'm dumb
rice is a grain of course it's vegan"