My Husband - Blog Posts
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(first post) i love him sm and he’s so fine to this day and no matter how old he gets 😻💋 (all photos from pinterest but i made the one with the text)
Fickelgruber? Sorry, thought that was Elias Bouchard.
MATHEW BAYNTON Prensa Escenario | 2: The Cartel of Chocolatiers
QUICK SHINJI IMAGINE:
I think he would hype his woman up, WHATEVER she was wearing.
"Oh, darlin' you look marvelous. C'mere." And he would twirl you and grin and whistle while smoothing his hands down your sides. 😍🤤
woohoo it's actually not that bad I accidentally made it a bit muddy and idk whycits so blurry on here 😔😔
dear god he’s literally my husband we’re literally married
Jimmy swears he's in a sitcom.
assorted fave Luigi’s Mansion “check” quotes, loosely arranged by category
Autobiography and Family
Gosh, I am just so finicky when it comes to hats… (Hat racks)
Now honestly, when it comes to hats, they really must be hand washed. There’s simply no substitute. I know my brother likes to put his through the washing machine, but that just seems careless to me… (Washing machine)
Personally, I’ve always liked the bottom bunk a bit better… (Bunkbed)
My brother might be able to lift this… (Free weights)
Conscientiousness and Caution
So much dust! This will never pass the white-glove test! (Various)
Now that I look at it–it’s full of moth holes! Yecch! (Various)
Oh, what’s this?! Just how I like it… nice and clean! (Various)
Oh, I just can’t stand the sight of broken things! (Window in Lydia’s room)
I wish I had time to straighten this mess up a bit… (Desk in twins’ room)
One really shouldn’t open this kind of thing without asking… (Various wardrobes, chests, &c.)
Didn’t anyone ever tell those ghosts not to waste water? (Fountains)
How could anyone treat an animal that way? I won’t stand for it!! (Leopard-skin rugs)
I don’t care much for pointy objects… (Sword wall decoration, dartboards [including children’s dartboard])
W-What’s this…? Eeek! Oh… It’s just a chair. (Various chairs)
Esoteric Interests and Wild Tangents
If you look closely, you can tell it’s really just a photograph! (Various ‘paintings’)
Hey, it’s flower season, isn’t it? I almost forgot! (Flower in vase)
What a lovely crystal ball! You know, these give off such a beautiful glow when light shines on them… I wonder if my flashlight would work… (Crystal ball)
Looks like a fun place to make shadow puppets… (Movie projector)
Wouldn’t it be nice if I could raise carrier pigeons here? (Birdhouse)
Aesthetics
Candlelight makes any ordinary room simply beautiful… (Candles)
For some reason, this makes me feel profound sadness… (Braziers)
What’s this?! Looks fancy! (Various)
Mmmmm, very elegant… (Various)
I could just gaze at one of these for hours… (Various items of furniture)
Oh, wow… I’ve always wanted one of these! (Various, incl. toy train, ceiling fan, pool table)
Fabulous! (Various, incl. suit of armor, mystical flaming stone pillars, potted plant)
Avengers 4 (2019)
*smooches Breakfasts cheek* I love youuu 💖❤️💖 uwu
I wub you too ❤💖
I miss you!!
Hi Yes, hello, why is Notto such husband material?? ❤️💖💖
i dont know but youre making him blush!!
sketches of the freak <3 (ft. @sadisticsmore :3)
Oh how the fixations of my tween years come back to haunt me
I love him so much it's not even funny
