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My gender today is finishing the dishes backlog...finally!

Update: I watched it, and I stand by my assessment I am tol spooky metalhead fren who's name I now know is Glam

The perfect couple doesn't exi-

My gender today is a cat flavored uncrustable with the crimped edges removed

My gender today is a sad clown with a crown

My gender today is fuck

1.) this

2.) that

3.) you

4.) me

5.) off

My gender today is Dick the Birthday Boy, but also simultaneously the 'Friend' next to him (right).

[Image ID: A little boy in a blue shirt with "Dick the Birthday Boy" on it standing next to a mascot of unknown species (probably a rat). On the table in front of him is a cake and a little girl sits on the table looking at the cake. End ID]

My gender today is tol spooky metalhead fren. I believe this is from Metal Family...idk what that is but after scrolling through exactly one blog, I have decided I love it.

The perfect couple doesn't exi-

My gender today is a young adult cowering from a sizzling bacon pan behind an open fridge door

My gender today is a ceramic ice cube melting inside a snowglobe

My gender today is *snicker*

My gender today is a bourbon and bacon scented candle

My gender today is the man in the closet I yelled at for a full 15 minutes in my sleep once

My gender today is a cookie tin that actually holds cookies, not a sewing kit. Surprise.

My gender today is tomorrow but hopefully better than today.

My gender today is worm off the string (what sins will he commit)

My gender today is the hidden tumblr dash full of only blogs you follow. Yes it apparently exists.

My gender today is maleficent's headpiece

My gender today is cursed worm furby (see below), courtesy of Sophie G on tiktok.

Warning: Potentially disturbing image.

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[Image ID: a flesh colored silicone sculpture in the shape of a furby that appears to be made of worms. It still has the yellow beak and lidded eyes though. End ID]

My gender today is a very colorful bird of unknown species.

My gender today is this cursed image of my cat, Wednesday.

My gender today is the song WAP but the word p*ssy is replaced with the word hoo hah.

My gender today is a well-meaning corn creature shooing raccoons away from my cat's food.

My gender today is a giraffe chewing on nothing.

My gender today is a square mile of oobleck

My gender today are these lyrics:

To the gentlemen I'm miss fortune

To the ladies I'm sir prize

But call me by any name

Any way it's all the same

From the song When You're Evil by Voltaire

My gender today is a really loud dad sneeze in a wind tunnel

My gender today is half man, half loaf of bread.

My gender today is an American possum shaped venom creature

My gender today is a frog but with out any limbs

My gender today is GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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