i am once again providing vanderwood scraps
i love him u can take my dignity u can take my honor but u can’t take my delusions abt a man who will never get a route
i am obsessed with drawing them cuddling u can wrest him from my cold unfeeling hands
yk who else doesn’t have valentines dlc
vanderwood
valentines post part 57 guys there’s new content that means vanderwood route is coming its COMING its ON THE WAY it WILL GET HERE I SWEAR ITS COMING I SCREAM AS THEY DRAG ME AWAY
but until then i will continue to feed the,,,, like five vanderwood fans that exist
i warned u i love love month expect more if i can also get my work done (im not)
does vanderwood have an audience here……
i think he should
he is literally my bbg and he deserves his own route GIVE ME VANDERWOOD ROUTE RIGHT NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Vanderwood won the poll, so here's Mixed! Messenger Vanderwood! Also, yes, Vanderwood does own keys to Saeyoung's penthouse.
Ok, so I miss writing headcanons.... Especially for Vanderwood.. Also I just thought of this because I was imagining what Vandy would have as a pet... lol
He probably has a golden retriever
Honestly is a bit clueless when it comes to pet ownership so you’ll have to help him out quite a bit
He LOVES this dog though, after some time of owning it, he’ll be the one to take it on walks and play with it.
He probably called it Sunny or something basic like that.
Elizabeth The 3rd no explanation needed
She has a hedgehog!
Honestly she doesn’t really have enough time to take care of anything bigger.
It probably claimed one of her coffee mugs as its own.
It likes to sit in said coffee mug while she works though sometimes she’ll hold it or place it on her shoulder which you find absolutely adorable!
She’s a really good hedgehog owner, she researched a lot before getting it.
You’d probably be on hedgehog duty while she’s at work though.
She probably named it Java
His apartment doesn’t allow pets, though if he were to get a pet it would be a poodle.
He would have an abyssinian
He’d probably end up dressing the poor kitty in matching outfits when he crossdresses.
Ballroom dances with it when he’s bored
Owns a huge box of cat toys, though only really uses the laser pointer since it’s low effort.
Not a super good cat owner to say the least.
You and Vanderwood end up having to take care of the cat’s basic needs since he won’t lift a finger to do really any chore around the house.
Probably named it Honey or Pepper for obvious reasons
No pets
This boy REFUSES to have pets!!
He plays it off as him hating animals because he’s too tough for that shit.
Really he’s afraid you’ll spend more time with the animal than him (someone give this marshmallow of a man a hug)
Doesn’t have pets
Though if you wanted a pet he would be fully open to it.
Doesn’t matter what animal as long as you and him can take care of it.
100% would have a Bengal
I mean just look at it! He obviously got it mostly to match his thing with leopard print.. (Almost everything he owns is leopard print...)
He genuinely loves the cat though... Mostly since it’s quite calm and for a Bengal.
Sometimes you’ll catch the cat curled up beside him while he’s asleep or on his lap while he writes his reports.
He is a pretty good cat owner.
Though he does have an obsession with cleanliness
He bathes the cat every week, usually it results in the cat freaking out and his arms being scratched to hell.
He expects you to do cat related chores when he’s on missions... and he will throw a fit if you do not make sure the litter is clean and the area around its food bowl is spotless.
Probably named it Cinnamon (Cin for short)
I’d like to just show off my cat here.. lol She’s a bengal, she has less defined rosettes and her name is Ginger.... she’s like 16 in human years and she just makes me so happy lol.. that’s her sitting on one of my neighbor’s car projects.