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You know what? I'm just going to say it.
If Naruto's version of a "Changed Hyuuga Clan" involves Hiashi Hyuuga still being Clan Leader, a Child of the First Branch still being the Heir, and no actual Restorative Justice, then it's not a change that matters to me in any sense.
"Thanks, Naruto-kun for changing the Hyuuga" Hiashi says, smiling, not disgraced or on some kind of exhile of atonement, and I'm supposed to believe him about everything being different?!
Right!
Because Hiashi's version of 'different,' the one that he told his brother about, still involved his genius branch nephew dying for his main branch daughter with his goddamn seal etched on to his face for all to see.
I'm so tired of people commenting on (What) Should Have Been (Mine) saying "Hiashi PROMISED that NARUTO-SAMA CHANGED the Hyuuga! DXDX. You can't say he didn't!"
Talk is so cheap in Naruto, especially coming from these reformed villains like Hiashi and Orochimaru and all the Konoha Elders. Forgive me for not trusting my authority figures without concrete proof.
If you live and die the gospel of post-Kishimoto work, where Naruto can't break out of a genjutsu because Kurama for some reason decided to take a day off, hard-trained-for super strength is now an inheritable trait, and Boruto deserves to be called sunshine even though he's never suffered a day in his life and doesn't have to persist to be bright a propos of anything, fine.
It's content. Interpret it however you want.
But maybe don't read MY CLEARLY TAGGED WORK and make a fit because I'm making a moral criticism
(English Translation!)
~ Sleepy Sasuke ~
Naruto, arms folded with his pouty, close-eyed fox expression: Come on! Like you guys haven't all had erotic dreams about your teammates after they saved your lives which made it hard to look at them the next time you met!? Don't lie.
The Konoha 9 (-Naruto & -Sasuke): 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀
Kakashi, dreaming about Obito most nights and also every time he sees his own eyes: No, no, you're right; it's normal.
Obito, miles away doing recon on Konoha: (X)o👁️
YEEE! SHINOHINA!!💐💐
I've come up with so many things with them..but it's so lazy to draw. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!!🔥
!HERE I WANT TO HIGHLIGHT TWO CHARACTERS WHO CAUSED ME COMPLETE DISCOMFORT THROUGHOUT THE FIRST SEASON OF NARUTO ME COMPLETE!
⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ !you don't take the words in the video literally. they're just decorating the video here.!
If only I explained The inner workings of these people's minds by dissecting them, but that would be too much for delusionals
The time has come to sound profound...
As it pains me rather greatly how dehumanising shipping is. Don't come at me with "it's just fiction", I have eleven swords prepared to fight off your plastic surgery made argument that seems big like Kim Kardashian's *derrière*, but it's just as unconvincing
Unfortunately, dehumanisation is, ironically, a part of human nature, so I will not stop it, but neither will I stop talking
I think adult women who ship Naruto and Sasuke, even when they are teenagers (mind you, a 16 years old is still a minor), are as creepy as adult men who are into lolis.
Don't come at me with "it's not that deep" - because it is that deep, and it's really weird. The same goes for hashimada shippers.
Don't get me wrong, I understand what a childhood crush is and that we, adults, can find it cute when two young souls are fond of each other. I cannot, in good conscience, however, believe in the same intention behind being truly devoted to a ship like SNS.
Sure, if you're close to them in age and mental development, it is understandable you focus on romance between two adolescents. But being, let's say, 23 and everything above, you're not a kid any more. And adults shipping kids is bizarre.
Would I be fine with adult men shipping 16 years old girls and producing fan-content where they're intimate together? Would I be okay if two men in their late 20s' shipped InoSaku? I would certainly not be! So, how can I ignore the double standard here and pretend women who do it are not creepy?