Larry: Do you take constructive criticism?
Rita: No, only cash or credit.
Larry: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Rita: You and me!
Larry: *tearing up* Ok.
Rita: So I got this amazing plan!
Larry: We fail almost every time you say that.
Rita: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.
Larry: I need life advice.
Rita, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
Larry: You know I think my life has value.
Cliff: Who are you and what have you done with Larry?!
Cliff: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Larry, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
When the space parasite that's stopped you from receiving any physical contact for over 50 years knocks you up before leaving.
Original meme:
Someone NEEDS to upload their music number to Tumblr. Pretty please?
I'm so normal about them