New Agent 3 - Blog Posts
Mild Spoilers for Splatoon 3 inkoming!
It's kinda funny that most octolings above 14 today probably interacted before the end of Splatoon 1.
How Agent 3 got Lil Buddy
As far as I can tell, the best two sources of income are salmon runs and Turf wars, so most likely before the game started Agent 3 was doing both of those two things.
I think during a Salmon Run Agent 3 snuck a golden egg into their stuff so that way they could sell it for more coins but before they could find a place that took golden eggs OTHER than Grizz co. the egg hatched.
So Agent 3 was just like ‘What the fuck do I do??’ While Lil Buddy is sitting there staring at them like “MOTHER/FATHER” and so Lil Buddy ended up like imprinting or whatever and now Agent 3 just kinda has him
GOOD LIRD I FINALLY FINISHED THIS
Finnally a proper references for my agent headcanons hurray. “Nakey” version + other info under the cut (looking you with eyes, you will read everything)
Timeline for this is Sara and Cube post RotM, Mars and Eight with their splat2 outfits but beginning of splat3 appearences (i was too lazy to come up with clothes lol)
Sara
-23 years old
-Top left side of her head is permanently scared due to direct contact wih sanitized ink. Has permanent blury vision on her left eye, moderate hearing loss on her left ear and pain on her left shoulder.
-His hands and feet got hit by significant amounts of fuzzy ooze while cutting it all down. This is why he wasnt able to keep going 👍 (no bones for an ankle to be broken uknow)
-Says the most unserious of things in the most serious tone, seems like theyre joking but its always from their heart
-Sees themselves a lot in Cube and takes care of it and gives it advice contantly. Offered Cube to go live with them after their mission was over but Cube refused
-Knows a little bit of octarian, hes trying his best but has a unique way of mispronouncing words
Mars
-22
-Very clumsy during his 1st time as an agent so he has lots of scars because of that
-Scars on his right side are from a bomb explosion gone very wrong
-After splat2 she grew her hair out and styled it to match Maries a bit
-Lives in a shared apartment with Sara and sometimes Eight
-Was catching up with her high school missed agent years and is now studing some general science/space-based course 👍 he like space a lot
-Was very mad and very upset and very sad he was not the one choosen to be sent into space to save the earth
-Fluent in octarian, also knows a bit of salmonling
Eight
-22
-Her weird spots are a reaction from perlonged exposure to a sanitized environment, the bigget her spots are the better, the smaller the worse. She sometimes wakes up with random pains, especially in her right arm and back
-Lives with Pearl and Marina post OE, also spents a loooottt of time at 4 and 3s place
-Fluent in inklish but has a funny accent
-Loves travelling with Pearl and Marina, honestly she loves travelling with anyone but her cool lesbian moms go to 100 places in a month so its a plus she gets to go with them for free
-Very good cook, is bad with deserts but shes getting better
Cube
-16
-Became a little furry tiger-ish inkling due to prolonged exposure to fuzzy ooze. Unlike Sara it is less fuzzy, its just spread all around its body
-Cannot change into squid form and produces ink very slowly in a small amount, limiting its capacitie of participating in ink related sports.
-Scavanged the deserts around splatsville for trinkets to sell in 2nd hand markets and fairs. Meet with Deep Cut once or twice during that period, hence their pre-assumption that it was gonna steal the stuff for itself
-In their free time they used to participate in turf wars. They considered doing salmon runs but found it extremelly wrong and immorall
-Little buddy was a salmonid that wanted to see more of the world so they snuck into, a very distracted, workers hat. Lucky for them that worker was very friendly, and tired of grizzcos work, so they showed little buddy all around splatsville and its deserts and even a beach. They quickly beacame friends and are inseparable now
-It knows salmonling wowow
-Maths fan, number one stan of geometry and shapes
-Tableturf card collector
-Lives in a too-big of an apartment with the squid sisters
-Goes to school now hurray!!
-Visits Sara a lot, doesnt spent much time there as Eight but does show up unannounced
Suspense music, relatioship thang:
Sara
About Mars; My friend, my one and only. I can count on her for everything. I do have to keep an eye out for her extreme clumsiness
About Eight; I wish i got to spent more time with her. Shes very fun and makes me feel at home when shes around.
About Cube; Was this how Callie and Marie felt when i joined the splatoon? Fun kid, has to stop stepping on metal.
Mars
Sara; oh Sara my good friend Sara. We ding dong ditch together, our neighbours hate us but they dont know that. (also i dont think she realizes were dating....)
Eight; oooo my love kiss kiss muah muah
Cube; funny kid, does need to make up for not inviting me to space with them. Im joking, i love it and the little rocks it gives me.
Eight
Sara; Hes very unserious! You would think behind her intimidating looks is someone thats shy and reserved but she has the wildests things to say sometimes, shes very funny i like her a lot (we need to talk to her abt that, you cannot keep assuming things Mars...)
Mars; There is not a single conversation with you where i dont laugh my heart out. Thank you for the butterflies in my stomach head and eyes
Cube; It comes into our house, it eats all the food, it gives a long detailed compliment, it leaves. Interesting child i guess.
Cube
Sara; Seemed very intimitading at first but i think shes just worries about me but hey! i can take care of myself fine
Mars; i like to give her animal shaped rocks and crystals.
Eight; I haven't talked or seen her a lot but she cooks so well
o wow you read it all congrats! you have the right to 1 (one) drawing request ;) and if you have anything to ask please do, talking abt headcanons and stuff makes me develop characters faster and its fun :]
Oh lird its here i have them in my hand my funny headcanons for the agents yipee
I want to give to give 3 and 4 proper names (i dont like sango that nuch sry) but like my brain is out of names so uhmm yeah thats it
More silly doodles featuring the agents because wow they got my brain good
collection of splatoon sketchbook drawings
Sploon doodles from like the past week
Posting all of these in bulk bc ive drawn so much sploon my headcanons and the way i draw some characters now are wildly different from the ones shown here lol
1, 2, 3!
4 days until splatoon 3, im exploding and going insane im so exicted for this game
I know I’m a bit late, but since I worked so hard on this, it couldn’t go without posting. Happy late Splatoween!
The week they were doing splatfest was directly before my birthday which was on Monday, the 26th, and since my family planned to conveniently celebrate my birthday on that exact weekend, I only was really able to play in one battle. 🥲
the OC-ification of my calamar is getting stronger
did rush the end but I digress
most obscure nintendo character of all time
he should explode, put a splat bomb in his birthday presents it'd be funny
is it just a vision-
-a painting of my mind
a student and a teacher
aint doing the legs lol
thanks avoidaboo for helping me out with marie
headcanons
-due to calamar and marie being charger users with missing siblings (anemone is cal's older sister who left the promokids to destroy grizzco from the inside), they're buddies
-even if calamar does not know anything about the squid sisters, never listened to any of their songs
-deep cut tho? cal is their strongest solider, he listened to their entire discography daily and can play it front and back
-marie is calamar's mentor throughout the events of ROTM, yes she has made a drill where cal must recreate that part at the end of splatoon 2 where marie shot the hypnoshades off of callie, calamar thought it was a prank at first but marie was dead serious
-calamar has tried to prank marie, but she no sells these pranks
C4L4M4R - The Deadeye Dragon
neo 3 cal is infecting my mind, he's so silly
neo 3 C4L4M4R thinking
about smth stupid
(feel free to criticize my art plz)
neo agent 3 calamar
got a bunch of ideas for him, some of them revolving around those bandages