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1 month ago

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS MY BEST FRIEND AND I WERE JOKING ABOUT DATING AND THEN SHE TEXTED ME LIKE 'Wait how serious are we with it?' and i was like mmm im gonna rizz her up so i responded 'However serious you wanna be' AND THEN SHE?? ADMITTED TO HAVING A CRUSH ON ME????? AAAAAHHHHHH so i was like well FUCK YEA DAWG LETS DO IT LETS DATE!! IM DOWN!! so now we are dating GUYSS MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND FOR LIKE 3 YEARS 🥹🥹


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1 year ago

Am I the a-hole

I a 22 year old female recently divorced widow I am still close friends with my ex husband. My husband invited me over to he’s mom’s house to make cookies with him and he’s new wife I’ll call her Jessica. As soon as I get there I can feel the negative energy in the room. Keep in mind that his mother despises me for some reason I treated her son good. But it’s just me and his mom in the kitchen because my ex husband and Jesica are getting the ingredients from the pantry so his mom asked me to preheat the oven so to get my revenge I set the oven to 33,560 degrees on the oven and push his mom into the oven. She is immediately rushed to the hospital like the drama peasant she is. So as we are in the hospital she’s screaming and crying but all I do is walk my tush right out of the room. Am I the a-hole?

Do you guys want a part two?


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