Nigel - Blog Posts

me in my head: should I tell everyone in Aperture that the queen of England is dead

me: *looks at Wheatley who is from England*

me in my head: yeah, I should

*later*

GLaDOS: *who in my AU loves Wheatley and is his girlfriend aka soon to be wife is comforting him*

Wheatley: *crying*

Nigel: *doesn't care but feels bad for Wheatley on the inside*

Kevin: *trying to help GLaDOS*

Rick: *just walks away*

Richard: *kicking Rick's butt from being disrespectful*

heavy metal core/Thomas: *feels awkward because he's never seen Wheatley cry before, and is listening to a song which just had one of the lyrics God save the Queen*

anger/Harley: *is crying on the inside*

intelligence/Leah: *trying to give Wheatley a peace of cake*

morality/sapphire: *telling her little sister about the queen*

curiosity/Maria: *is listening to her big sister and is trying to understand and asking a lot of questions*

P-body and Atlas: *doesn't know what to say*

Virgil: *is trying not to cry, because I made him very emotional in my AU*

Rainbow core/James: *is getting ready to be hug by his tall boyfriend*

Mac: *looks at me and breaks the fourth wall*, don't you live in the UK in real life?

Me: *looks at Mac*, yes, but I live in a different part of the UK

Mac: oh yeah, you're going to have to make another post about all of us right

Me: O_O

AEGIS: *who is late*, hey everyone, what is going on here

Me: well, sh-

the next post will be posted soon

it’s us

hey guy, it’s us, and we are for some questions to be hit at us, so give us your beat questions, if you don’t have any best questions that’s ok, all that you need to know that we are read, no question about the pointy ears. that’s a dragon thing.

now hits us with your best shot of question.

there might be crossovers of other games, so here we go! ywoo! 

sorry, oh My dad aka Virgil is very tall as you can see, my fact core is called Richard, Rick and  Richard are twins, so have fun :)

Problem: Portal 2 is taking twelve years to install on my broken laptop.

Solution: Pass time by making Cores out of foam and paperclips.

@apertures-incorrect-files I actually had this happen to me in real life, except I was Wheatley and Nigel was two children

This the first time I draw Nigel as a human damn he shops at hot topic

A tribute to Zilla the series ( Godzilla the series) wish they a comic book to continue the story .

spacedogs!!!!

*In the bathtub

Nigel was with Adam taking a quiet bath, one in front of the other seeing each other talking as usual or well, Adam talking while Nigel listens,He had had the idea and put all his effort into preparing the bathtub properly.

-Adam: And that's how the first photo of a black hole was taken.

-Nigel:It's too unnecessary, I just need to open your buttocks and there I see one up close

-Adam:Oh

-Nigel:Now, get on all fours and show me those moons.

Adam, with a puzzled face, had his member standing and hard, but in reality he did not have a penis, but a vagina, but it felt like he had one. In four he had to see the bathroom tile while Nigel with those nice, soft, tender and delicious buttocks in his face began to caress them,He squeezed and molded them like dough because he wanted to make bread, their 30cm became 35cm touching the astronaut's tummy.

-Adam: Please don't bite.

-Nigel: They're too cute to hurt.

Opening them, Nigel saw that * and could only kiss it, with a finger he caressed it and then with the tip of his tongue he caressed it,Adam was red the tongue went deeper.

-Adam:Aaaaah not the fingers not the fingers

Yes the fingers, Nigel masturbated and exploded

-Nigel: Delicious cakes

End

(This is my first fanfic ❤️❤️✨🫰🏼)