Ninjago Shitpost - Blog Posts
Nya: I like writing on walls fuck you society, Dan Nya
Zane: Dan Nya this is actually a door not a wall regards, society Zane
Arin: follow your dreams
Lloyd: I literally only have nightmares
Sora: question everything
Jay: why?
Kai: yo girl on a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?
Pixal: that's a great line but underneath it someone wrote
Cole: Germany 1942
conversations with strangers by caitlin cook
I have a small pet peeve with NDR and it's the fact P.I.X.A.L.'s eyes are WAAAAY too close it looks uncanny to me.
Please put some distance between the eyes, animators. Like you used to...
(also, why did some of her eyelashes disappear?)
Every single Sora and Frak convo be like:
Their dynamic is so good, I think I’m gonna like this pairing a lot.
God that hurts
alright ninjago fandom, which of these we most mad abt today??
saddest ninjago fact is that only one of the smith siblings can have an actual personality at a time
is my college essay about trauma ive gone through? no.
is my college essay about little gay plastic ninja who spin around real fast? yes.
let’s hope people think it’s funny so i actually get into college-
so because the First Spinjitzu Master is god does that make Wu Jesus?
happy pride month
sincerely,
Polyninja in Dashcon ball pit
ninjago keeps trending so,,,
Polyninja in Dashcon ball pit go brrrrrr,
ngl, i’m tempted to say zane and jay yall
Hi so I took a trip down memory lane and like,, I can’t be the only one who remembers Maylovesakidah, right?
Like I wasn’t crazy when I was 12 and am the only one who remembers how much their art was used on repost accounts and fanart amvs and fanfic covers. Their art was literally what introduced me to the concept that ppl shipped Lloyd with the other ninja like-
I can’t be the only one who just remembers they’re greenfl*me m-preg second gen au or they’re fan art of young Lloyd kissing Kai or like literally any of they’re Ninjago content.
bringing this back in honor of Ninjago’s 10th Anniversary
ninjago keeps trending so,,,
Polyninja in Dashcon ball pit go brrrrrr,
Ninjago Cryptor is a Hatsune Miku stan.
Cole after The Royal Blacksmiths episode in season one:
he looks babey but he has the mouth of a sailor
stupid doodles i made at 3 AM last night because sometimes stupid ideas hit me at inconvenient times and their calls are too alluring to resist hahaha
i also can’t draw hands at any time of the day apparently, oof
theyre all stupid …. all of them . i love them so dearly
Gates of Heaven are closed for everyone who believes that Vinny of NGTV news is younger than 30
Wu: so... Does he make you feel special?
Garmadon: that's the point, he makes me feel... normal.
Wu: woah, that's a new one.
Garmadon: IKR????
The real reason why Kai was sent to the Nether-Space in S2P1 finale: his advices to Wyldfyre on how to woo Roby were concidered too cringey to be put in the show
Ugh. So. Vinny and Garmadon go to a local sentō. It's already winter, but it's never been really cold in NNC. Garmadon couldn't recall being to a communal bathhouse, at least not to a modern one. Vinny only mentions somethings about water bills and childhood memories.
It's Tuesday, so it's quiet around, and the few people present - a father and a son - leave at the sight of new visitors. City-pop, outdated ten years ago, plays from the old speakers. Vinny speaks much more than usual. Garmadon listens, nods his head and keeps silent, absorbing the new atmosphere like a sponge. He plunges into the water almost with his head, letting the warm fluid fill the hole in his chest.
When they go out, it's already dark outside, a chilly wind blows over their hot faces. Unfortunately, they won't be able to spend the Festival day and celebrate the New Year together: this year Vinny will have to film the parades, so every day of his vacation now is already a kind of holiday.
A decision is made to take a soda from the vending machine. Of course that freaking can jams and of course Vinny gets his hand stuck while trying to get it out like a bald 37 y.o. wet loser he is. Luckily for the machine, he knows a couple of tricks so for now the poor thing is safe.
Minutes feel like hours (in the best possible way), but when they get home and go to bed, the whole evening feels like a minor part of a big shared dream.
Here's the second part with the ones I liked less I guess
Was feeling bad so I made these. These... are surely things.
How is it like breaking up with Acronix in a nutshell but you guys are texting.
You: We are breaking up.
Acronix: ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr. N ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro?
You:....Nevermind, I'll stay.
Acronix: YIPPEE!!
