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It's fucked up we don't know Argyle's last name

really just wanna be called names and spoken down to and be intimidated and frightened. is it too much to ask for????

i aint gonna live past 18 mark my words

ah yes, the simbiotic relationship between a traumaticed emo character and a teenager who casually draws (me)

it's kind of funny bc i started this like a totally different sketch for my art class but somehow it turned into whatever this is, so enjoy i guess¿

WE SHOULD ALL LOVE AND SUPPORT THE NEW QUEENS AND RESPECT THE CURRENT ONES!!!!

That’s all

jegulus cooking hcs

(desi james, french regulus)

regulus cannot stand how much spice james' cooking has, but over time, he begins to love it (not that he tells james that though)

regulus introduces james to crossiants, and james can't pronounce it to save himself. it drives reg crazy.

james has banned reg from the kitchen. reg is a shit cook and james has found himself burning the food too often when he just stares at his boyfriend munching on a cookie or two.

regulus can't cook to save his life

he loves doing the dishes though

and since james hates doing the dishes or cleaning up after he cooks, that part is left to regulus

james cleans the dining table though

regulus bakes cakes often. do they come out well? 80% of the time, yes. but james eats it whether it is too sweet, too chocolatey or too burnt.

james loves gardening but cannot grow flowers.

regulus does that while james tends to the gardens.

regulus is the biggest advocate of organic food

james loves the taste of the roadside pani puri wala, which reg chastises him for because 'no, james, it might not be clean'

which was what started james' idea to run a chaat shop.

regulus has to stop james from adding too many ingredients when he makes french food, because 'no, james, you cannot andaza this shit out. there is a recipe for a fucking reason'

james' favourite french food is bouillabaisse

regulus loves paneer butter masala

or anything paneer, really

whenever regulus bakes a cake and frosts it, more frosting ends up on james' face than on the cake.

james has thrown a spatula at regulus too many times to count.

and while reg pretends like he hates that, he loves the way james' lips settle into a line the second before he throws the spatula.

but they love food

and each other

and nothing can ever stop them from finding themselves in a tangled mess after lunch, regulus' fingers slowly tracing the stubble along james' jaw and james muttering 'i love you, meri jaan' while peppering kisses all over reg's face and body

Percy : I WANT BLUE COOKIES

: BLUE COOKIESSSSSSSS

Gaea and the giants : So this is the guy that beat us?

Kronos, the Titans, and everyone Percy has ever beaten :

𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩

The only TEOS show fic on ao3 is polyamory and the author is lowkey real for that

Me writing

or just me at 3am

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

I honestly don't know who I'm following

I look at pfp and profile background and if cool photo then I follow them

Easy peasy

Okay, but how does Sam's hair always look so luscious, no hotel soaps can do that, he's gotta carry his own with him or something istg