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Ahhh John and Donna as a couple revs my engine so hard!! I can just imagine both of them clocking out like this in detention !!

Can Bella please understand this? ^^ Thanks.

Okay, so let me get something straight.

Bella dates Edward.

Edward is a vampire.

And he shimmers and sparkles and stuff.

And he’s all dark and altruistic and torn about his humanity, or whatever. And he’s in, like, a perpetual state of guilt over harming her.

So, we can surmise that her type is your average tall, dark (blondeish?), and handsome vampire with a side of tortured soul.

What I don’t understand is how Bella could see THIS:

and not lose her shit, or start drooling, or just rip of her clothes and *free the nips* if you catch my drift...

Jasper. Is. Endgame.

Wise up, Bella. Let’s see some mastermind-level seduction going on over here.

HELL YES.

Because we all know they should’ve been end game.