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chronicallye

2 years ago

I don't believe that the Little Mermaid should be black, or asian, or Mexican.

She shouldn't even be white.

Or human.

Instead I vote Alice to be the new Little Mermaid.

Who is Alice you might ask? Alice is my dog

Can she sing? No

Can she act? No

Can she even obey simple commands? Not without heavy bribery.

Even with not being able to do any of that, I still believe she would make the best Little Mermaid there ever was.

She wanted the part so bad that she even went as a mermaid this year for Halloween.

Vote Alice for Little Mermaid 2023 to help her achieve her dreams.