Before you declare someone a “himbo”, ask yourself, whether he has at least three (3) characteristics of the Original Himbo, Achilles.
- Stupid weak ankles
- Tendency to become a blanket burrito to avoid problems
- Boyfriend who steals his clothes
- Swole but in like a cute way
- Long flowing hair
- Willing to drag the body of his enemy around the walls of the city on his chariot/longboard/pistachio green fiat 500
- Lived in a cave for a while
- Wears pretty dresses for plot convenience and/or aesthetic
- Cute and he knows it
These are the questions we must ask ourselves. Before you knight a man the sacred title of himbo STOP and think...is this what Achilles died for?