Not Straight - Blog Posts
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What if Bruce was not a straight white man. (there is no way he is straight maybe bi pan or aro/ace) and one day a reporter comes and mentions it and he is like "What??".
Reporter: Mister Wayne, How are you doing.
Bruce: I am doing lovely Ms.____ ( being a bit flirty)
Reporter: Know Mister Wayne are you aware that there are rumors that you are gay?
Bruce: (with the most confused face in the world) What?
Reporter: Yes it may come as a supri---
Bruce: No no. I mean--Yes? What is the question?
Reporter: People are speculating if you are straight seeing as you where flirting with Mr.----- at last weeks Gala
Bruce Wayne: Yes I am aware I was flirting with -----. People Think I am straight??
Reporter: (bewildered) I-- Yes!?
Bruce Wayne: No no I am ----- (bi pan whatever personally I think he is Bi) ( I also like him to be Non-Binary some times)
i am not a straight people.
I am not a straight people.
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.
who’s gonna tell them i’m not straight LMAODJSJSJJS
This is very out of the blue
But-
Just wanted to talk about
How LITERALLY EVERYONE IN MY LIFE, knew I was Bi, before I did.
And like, there were signs, like, HUGE signs, they were SO obvious.
And I was too homophobic with myself to accept that.
I was completely cool with non straight and non cis people, and supported them 100%.
But when it came to ME, I was just not going to accept it!
Kept INSISTING that I was straight and cis! Like, “I like guys, so I can’t be gay!” “I don’t feel like a guy, so I can’t be trans!” And just wouldn’t let myself accept that I was Bi and Enby.
I even SAID I was Bi, like, before I knew for sure that I wasn’t straight.
I was a tomboy when I was younger, I accidentally came out to my grandma and a random employee at a shoe store-
As I was shopping for shoes with my grandma, I picked out some boyish shoes, and my grandma asked “wouldn’t you want something for girls?”
And out of NOWHERE, I said “They’re not JUST for boys, I should know, I’m bisexual.”
…………
I MEANT to say TOMBOY, which is, which, does not EVEN sound like bisexual.
And I was embarrassed, cause like, HOW?! Does that happen?!
I’m still embarrassed about that to this day!
I’m just HOPING that my grandma forgot about that day, cause it has traumatized me deeply-
Oh, I hope that employee doesn’t remember also-
……
She was cute-
ANYWAYS-
All my friends knew I was Bi, they always asked me if I was Bi. Like, they never asked if I was straight or gay, or pan….they just asked if I was Bi!
I’m not upset about it, it’s just so weird that I was so self conscious about that for so long!
I had cuffed jeans that I liked wearing when I was younger, but because everyone kept saying I was Bi because of the cuffs, I ended up cutting the cuffs to go down. That’s how self conscious I was!
It took A LOT of time for me to accept that I was not straight.
But when I finally accepted it, it felt, so awesome!
When I came out, literally, no one was surprised.
They were all like “We already knew that.” And I was like “But HOW?! How did you all know before I did?”
And all they had to say was “We just got that vibe from you-“
And like, yeah, looking back on literally EVERYTHING I’VE EVER DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE-
I see it. And should’ve definitely known sooner.