Not Today Satan - Blog Posts
My friend just referred to Christians as “the Jesus fandom” and I give up XD
uhhhmmmmmmm..........
(when a guy who joined one of your classes three days ago who you literally have never even made eye contact with and stares at you constantly and you don’t know his name and he doesn’t know yours and he’s verbally violent and just gives you budding psychopath vibes writes you a full six page love letter along with an illustration of you and him together)
Ugh #1
Fucking up when you knew you would is so funny.
Your depression is there to tell you you are a worthless piece of shit who has to fuck other people up.
But you are ready.
Anxiety already prepared you for fucking up. 😝 you knew that would happen
Me waking up this morning litterally bound to my bed b3cause of crippiling neck cramps and stiffness, resulting in ugly sobs, desperate screams, and frantic praying. Literally was so bad I couldn't face forward. Like I physically could not even put my head at a 3/4ths angle before I was subdued by overwhelming pain that even after going back to the position in which I was bound, would contiune to burn as if I had bitten into a battery. But with my neck.
Also me when I sleep:
Funny thing about this is I started praying and thanking God and then I was just like HAHAHAHAHAAHA JOKES ON YOU DEMON, PAIN ONLY BROUGHT ME CLOSER TO THE LORD. NOT TODAY SATAN while ugly sobbing and clutching my neck :>
Not on my fucking christian minecraft server you don’t-
This bitchass knows what he’s doing look at that fucking smirk my god he’s so hot I feel attacked
choi san (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و