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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

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starting a collection #blackmold

telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction

anyone else thinking about their ocs kissing

Getting moldy this semester

Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

are they... you know... *plays a beautiful and complex melody on an imaginary piano*

being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol

The communists want to take away YOUR MOLD

for you and your warped reflection

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

dead pixel

"So, former captain Curly, is it true you crashed your ship in a fit of insanity?"

useless ray of goddamn sunshine

my first actual contribution. hello mouthwashers

antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

bro this death in this argento movie i just watched is sending me

finally made a little turnaround for Sun and Moon

I really appreciate that ppl here like my guys and i plan to make a longpost here about my setting/universe, story, all those characters that you see here all the time now... at least there's gonna be some context lol. little illustration with them from this future post

if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

spanikopita at 9:30pm categorized by neuroscientists as "religious experience"

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

Haven't posted it here yet !! 🛼

meet Vanda ! she is my Jet Set Radio sona ! .... x)

(her final form hehe)

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

what's wrong babe you're barely anything