Dazai: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Chuuya: Wow. They sound stupid.
Dazai: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Chuuya: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… "Hey! I love you!"
Dazai: I guess you’re right. Hey Chuuya, I love you.
Chuuya: See! Just say that!
Dazia: Holy fucking shit.
Chuuya: If that flies over their head then, sorry mackerel, but they're too dumb for you.
Dazai:
Atsushi: So is this thing between Dazai and Chuuya supposed to be a secret?
Akutagawa: Hardly, the only people who don’t know are Dazai and Chuuya.
Dazai: Kissing can burn 26 calories per minute, wanna work out with me?
Chuuya, offended: Are you calling me fat???