Do centaurs wear horseshoes? Are there fairy farriers?
@time-traveling-bees LITERALLY US FR
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!
Don’t know why but I always start drawing the demon except today. It’s cold outside but he looks warm and happy, doesn’t he?
Crowley is around, don’t worry, I just want to share my joy ^^
Needless to say, Seraph is baby😔💕
Just found out the guy I’ve had an on and off crush on for like almost what feels like an eternity is getting married! For some reason, I always thought my heart would break, but I’m actually feeling happy. I feel like I don’t have to put myself through anymore and am finally free to just live my life and not care about what he thinks. Guys, I’m a stupid person, but I’ve learned. All I’m hoping is that he stays married so there’s not a possibility of that crush coming back anymore. I say that because a lot of people who I grew up with are getting divorced like after a year they’re married, I just hope he doesn’t. IM FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!!!!
My first erotica artistic pic, inspired by Rolling Stone and Janet Jackson. My first OF shoot, had an amazing time with Kat
Always thankful to have @queanv to balance me, and encourage me to be myself and enjoy myself. Sending me out to play with Hotwives like Lexi and Kat 🥵
It’s happening y’all! She needs some support and encouragement to ‘get it up’ and running.
Everything she has wanted to do here and without restriction.
I’m just as excited as you all are!
Hi Hi loves, UPDATE I have been putting out feelers here for Only Fans, to see if there is interest. I’ve gotten many requests over the years since Tumblrgeddon for this but I wasn’t quite sure if the plunge was called for. With you in mind, I am putting out pavers to see if there is truly any interest for me to post my archived photos and stories for you to enjoy. I have to acquire a business license but for you I present a gift, and she needs played with. Here for you to interact until I need to set tiers. I give you, MY OF. Cum on over and bid me welcome to my new home. ~xoxo Mal~
Lmao you can hear my dog drinking water😂
"ITS INDEPENDENCE DAY!"
"ITS JUNE GABRIEL!"
My little gay baby's ❤️
I used to post pictures like this alot on Instagram. My aunt found my Instagram account (she's a complete cunt and doesn't deserve her angellic kids) and basically started calling me fat blah blah blah, dont know why i cared i had a lot of followers and it was only her opinion, I felt hot. But I used to be a really bad people pleaser and I felt defeated by her not being supportive at all.
Should I make an OF? My boyfriend (We recently changed our title from just Dom and Sub to actually Boyfriend and girlfriend! I'm very happy.) supports it and has told me a couple times that I should. (I might eventually post videos but for now it'll just be pictures like I do here) Also I've been told I sing like Shakira so I can also post my singing too.
Jessie J - Price Tag ft. B.o.B.
Mix - BLACKPINK - 'Ice Cream (with Selena Gomez)' M/V
YouTube
YouTube.com
Google Google Sites
Google Google Headquarters Google Apple Headquarters Campus tswift tswizzle era eras
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two moods of mine…
1. absolutely unhinged rage-filled cat creature (me while alone or in alone/online mode)
hates people. go away right now
also weirdly loves people and will consequently chomp any appendage you possess. but like in a platonic way.
sprints and jumps around
splats, forgets I exist, and becomes bread
fights against a bureaucracy by defying social order
fights against capitalism by splatting instead of feeding into consumerism
fights against entitlement by blasting punk rock music in my headphones to annoy people and make me happy
rots in a bad way (can’t… move… plague acquired)
T H E P L A G U E hath taken me bones. I must now take off all my skin (literally just basic hygiene)
just vibes while loafing in the sun
ew, emotions and… feelings
s h i n y t h i n g s ✨
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (the rage from giving an unsustainable 100% for academic success, aka survival. cause if I’m not a scientist, my eccentricity will be less acceptable.)
brutally honest and does not care at all because I prefer honesty, truth, rationality, and straightforwardness over feelings. (there is truth to feelings, but sometimes I’m just too tired to care)
forgets the list of things that cause people to hate me (thereby invoking the second mood)
what people see: an awkward nerd with mid-tier anxiety but a bright future
2. what I feel in social situations
was that sarcasm or is it safe to reveal who I am? are they making fun of this subculture/minority or were they genuinely showing support for it? it’s so loud in here that I was somehow able to not hear nor process their tone while still hearing and processing the words that they said. and I don’t have enough information to use my usual strategy of context clues. if I ask, I will get an awkward stare. what is with adolescents and being the recipients of ableist indoctrination? or, just, indoctrination in general?
oh dear, I miscommunicated in an attempt to comply with social order instead of being myself. now I have to slow down the conversation and explain what I meant. either way, they’ll hate me forever, but at least I get a semblance of peace of mind with the second option. even if their suffocating glare traps me in place, at least I had the illusion of choice.
oh dear, I used a Generally Rude Phrase in a Comedic Style without changing my inflection or using better word choice because I left the template for the Better sentence in my other brain pocket and was too distracted by that fact to realize how Generally Rude that Phrase sounded.
I can’t believe they just asked me to do [very basic chore] now I have to pause my hard-earned flow state to take deep breaths instead of screaming at them before I help them because I do actually love them. /p
hey do you wanna hear an mcr lore dump in chronological order? oh, you’re already fake-snoring. I get it. (*a part of my soul dies a little*)
hey, that reminded me of a character from the book I’m writing! wanna hear about them? you do? cool! *they stop paying attention two seconds in to my 3-minute ramble/infodump (would’ve been an hour but I shortened it for their benefit)* *a part of my soul dies a little*
hey, do you wanna learn about a really cool personality-typing system called MBTI? you do? cool! *they actually pay attention and learn some valuable information* *we achieve friend status together*
I’M NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ugh. your voice gives me a headache and it gets worse when I respond. I don’t hate you, but I must escape.
PSA: if you want to be my friend, just listen when I ramble to you, even if it’s unprompted.
Please note: I have not been diagnosed with a neurodivergent disorder of any kind, and this is for entertainment value only. It is not meant to manipulate either, since these feelings are basically a daily occurrence for me and I choose to use memes as an outlet and to win at tumblr.
P.S.- I have more moods than these two, but… this is all you get for now.
tldr: relatable and/or possibly neurodivergent memes for entertainment value only