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Bro how did I just realize the lesbain from ofmd s2 is the principal from hbh????

put these two in a room together and see what happens

DAVID JENKINS THE MAN YOU ARE.

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bursts into tears

ijust sat crying about ofmd for like 20 minutes to my mom

ive never been more unwell

i fall to my knees. its raining. i look into the sky and start crying. i curl over and lie on the ground, sobbing. mitski's "crack baby" faintly plays in the background. im devastated.

Can I also say how touching it is that Stede said he believed Ed would he happier without him, who, even in his fantasies, could only picture Ed wanting him as a picture of masculinity with a beard and no hesitation to kill. Stede still, deep down, doesn't understand why Ed would ever want him as he is.

But who did Ed see coming down to rescue him? It wasn't a manly recreation of Stede with a beard, masculine style and a killing spirit, it was a merman. Someone bright, colourful, by all accounts a rather feminine perception of Stede.

That was who rescued Ed. It wasn't who Stede thought he needed to be, it was someone soft, and bright, and graceful, and expressive. Someone feminine, someone queer.

I just think that's beautiful.

So, i read the @gay-fae post about how sad it is that Ed doesn't know about the conversation between Stede and Chauncey, about the fact that Ed doesn't know that Stede wanted to protect him because everything he touches ends up damaged. That is so, so sad, but do you know what makes it sadder? Ed must think that the reason why Stede left him is because he is not good enough anymore.

We know Ed didn't want anything to do with being Blackbeard anymore, he just wanted to be with Stede, in the British Army or somewhere far, far away from everyone they knew, however, from his perspective, the moment he says that to Stede, he vanishes, and even though Stede said he didn't really like how cruel and indifferent Blackbeard was, Ed must think that he only wanted the status that came from being near the most feared pirate of all times.

Ed doesn't know the real reason why Stede left, he only knows that the second he stepped down from his role, he was abandoned. And maybe that is why he once more became Blackbeard, because he was finally convinced he's nothing if not a monstrous pirate. And maybe, a part of him thinks that if he comes back to the sea angrier and crueler than ever, maybe Stede will someday come back.

it’s the fact that ed doesn’t know. he doesn’t know that badminton kidnapped stede with the intent to kill him. he doesn’t know that stede was so filled with self-hatred that he ran back home because he believed what badminton said: that he defiled beautiful things. and ed is the most beautiful thing he knows of. ed doesn’t know that stede is completely in love with him and knows it now. ed doesn’t know stede concocted the most elaborate and ridiculous fuckery (with the help of his awesome wife) to fake his death just so he could sail off and find ed and be with him forever. because faking your death means you have no intention of ever coming back; stede faking his death was a commitment to ed. and ed doesn’t know that stede is waxing poetic about him and staring at the moon thinking about him and being oh so in love with him.

instead, ed thinks stede lied to him about ed making him happy. he thinks stede lied to him about how much he cared for him. he thinks stede just up and left, because he’s ed and no one good stays for him.

Dog coded characters x cat coded characters HIT DIFFERENT

69 with Stede and Ed (hehehehe). I think. Ed threatening, "It's about time someone put you in your place." to a nervous Stede, and then in the next panel Stede is sitting on Ed's lap and they're both like :)) (cause that's his place u see)

69 (nice): One scaring the other

right where he belongs ❤

Quick soft doodles + mini studies since you guys seems to love these pirates so much >:)

Im trying to experiment more with animatics so,,, Ed... eating soap?? 

I can’t get the idea of Stede teaching Ed how to dance like all fancily and Ed teaching Stede how to dance more loosey goosey AHHHH 

[Plus bonus depressed Izzy]

More ofmd doodles 😏 

[To clarify, Izzy is covering up a puddle in the first one,,, Ed’s attempt at being gentlemanly JEKLFJLAKEJ]

hehehehehehe silly gay pirates :]

BOYYY (neutral) let me tell you : I fell down on my knees in my bathroom when I saw Stede and Ed's kiss !!! I have to stop letting fictional characters have THIS much emotional impact on my life I AM HECTIC !!!!

I am watching the gay pirate show, and I am trying very hard not to let it take over my life, but like Sisyphus, it's a task I attempt knowing I will fail

I am watching the gay pirate show, and I am trying very hard not to let it take over my life, but like Sisyphus, it's a task I attempt knowing I will fail

How to cope after a break up with Ed & Stede

i have cried for 3 consecutive hours. It is still ongoing.

there is no greater victim of yaoi than izzy hands.

WHAT THE FUCK?

was anyone else really distraught over the rabbit dying…. like i really wanted to see ed carrying it around in his arm and treating it like his child for the rest of the season:(

someone put stede in his fancy british man clothes it’s the only cure

reading the back of the blackbeard wanted poster and i really want to know what situation led him to imprison a cat? WHAT DID THE CAT DO?????

running away from ur pirate life to sell antiques on an island with ur s/o is the 1717 version of running away from ur regular life to run a cafe with your s/o

the writing room really cooked in this episode (they do in every episode but this one is just so special to me now)

Ed + Stede Moments Per Episode: 2x4 Fun and Games (Part 2)

so. ur telling me i get to see wee john and izzy hands in drag and serving cunt next week thursday ON my birthday.

taika did not need to serve so much cunt in this oh my god??

Our Flag Means Death season two bts of Taika Waititi and Mark Mitchinson

i’ve been trying to do my gcse revision but i end up spending my 2 hrs screaming over ofmd i have to apologise for who i become when s2 is out

thoughts and prayers to everyone who has to endure work/class this week as if we aren’t receiving life shattering ofmd content at least once a day. never back down never give up clowns!