Reblogging because anything with Ma Strong mentioned immediately gets me <3
more urinetown headcanons!
ma strong knits.
unfortunately bobby is allergic to wool, and her husband is dead. so.
little sally gets the most charity bc shes a little girl and shes smart so she plays it up but can turn on a dime and kick a man in the shins if he doesnt give her money
nothing you tell me will convince me that little sally does not take immense joy in kicking rich people
hot blades harry and little becky two shoes should host a true crime podcast and then decide whether or not they could have gotten away with the same murder
bobby unironically listens to yodelling and shoegaze exclusively
tiny tom's favorite movie is cars 2
officer lockstock is really good at playing the kazoo
officer barrel plays the irish whistle
these talents, however, are both their respective most shamed secrets, so neither of them know about the other's musical talents
hope is a granola girl
she has the white stanley waterbottle
officer barrel is obsessed with lord of the rings
lockstock is a slight doomsday prepper and has a basement full of canned food and survival supplies
lockstock and barrel watched 12 angry men once together and barrel has never has a better day in his life
bobby strong is scared of children
oh my god someone give that man a kitten to take care of
the poor will collectively take care of each other. they share food, their homes, it's a very tight knit community.
cladwell always has jazz music playing on a record player in his office
hot blades harry cant sleep without a night-light
pennywise was really into candlemaking before the drought
barrel would let someone off the hook and spare them from urinetown in exchange for a puff off their joint