You casted 1,039,627 spells this year
You pondered your orb for 985 hours
You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!
You gained 5 familiars
Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff
Your cup size is H
Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.
Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons
You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years
You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice
rule #1 of patricide is to have fun and be yourself