it is OOC but this has SO MUCH GOOD POTENTIAL
they also give off the vibes of “i lost my bitchass dog again” meme but the owner/creator of the poster is billy and the dog is constantine because billy unknowingly keeps constantine in check.
constantine has to cut half of the shady shit he’s doing because hes in charge of a magic child now
For gods sake, let John Constantine adopt Billy Batson. Do they have much cannon interactions? No. Are their personalities foils of each-others? YES.
Its literally the trope of ‘bitter badass adopts sunshine child.’
Think of the goddamn shenanigans! (Slams table)
(sorry to my beloved wife for saying this again but.) DILF CONSTANTINE
It’s out of character, you say. It doesn’t make sense, you say. Yeah you’re right, but let me have this.