-if u live near a small river u will occasionally experience routine log-removal traffic
-Seattle gets visited by a pirate ship each year
-woods that are not connected to a park have a 70% chance of being overran by brambles
-the main natural disaster in western wa is trees. I am only kinda joking.
- school may close due to bear.
-most of our stuff isn’t built for extreme temps. Ice storms and heatwaves above like 105 tend to cause structural and travel issues.
-roadkill is kinda just an ever present background noise
-Umbrellas are used… but only for full-on storms. They’re kinda just a hassle when u only use them from the car to the building. So unless it’s gonna soak you in 30 seconds…
-people often either quite like or straight up hate Seattle
-Lots of trails, few sidewalks
-Historical references that ppl outside of WA might not know of: Oso, the Grand Coulee Dam, The Equator shipwreck, Marysville Pilchuck High School, the Denny regrade houses