My friend was talking about how good the command spell is,
Friend: "I killed a werewolf once by commanding it to eat a chocolate."
Me: "You know why chocolate kills dogs, right?"
Friend: "... no?"
Me: "It's a diarrhoetic- they get the shits and die from dehydration."
Friend: "So he died from dysentery?!?!"
I've been thinking about this werewolf shitting itself to death for the almost the whole past week help.