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3 years ago

This is inspired by the latest conversation @randomfacter and I had:

Adessa: Can you just leave my house?

Snow: Okay, if you are definitely sure.

Callista, strolling in randomly: She said to leave her alone!

Snow: Oh fine. I will leave, I will also send a card later-

Callista, leading him to Adessa's front door: Really? That's great. Bye.

Callista and Adessa: Finally.

Adessa: Wait...what are you doing in my house!?

Callista: Nothing.

Adessa: Callista, give me the knife in your pocket. And everywhere else you hid them.

Callista: We could be here for a while, though. I've got a lot.

Adessa: Okay. You can stay here if you promise you will not cut my pantsuits. All of them. Again.

Callista: I can't promise you that.

Adessa: Well then. No sex or murder with Dexter for a month.

Callista, calls Hera and tell her everything: She can't do that right? Tell her Hera!

Hera, from the phone: She is older than to me too, Calli.

Callista: But tell her she can't.

Hera: Adessa, you cannot.

Adessa, robotic voice: Your death estimation. Now.

Hera: Adessa, you can.

Adessa: You are successfully relieved. Congratulations.


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