*Arthur and Merlin sneeking around the castle at night* uh yeah we’re doing.........poetry
Leon: uhhh ok...I’ll leave you to your...poetry... *leaves*
Arthur to Merlin: YOU DUMB FUCK NOW HE THINKS I LIKE POETRY
Meanwhile...
Leon to Gwaine, Percy, Elian, Gwen, and Mordred: yeah they’re definitely fucking
*Elian hands money to Gwen*
Everyone agrees that if Merlin and Arthur were together, the entire kingdom would know and everyone would be chill with it, and I have no problem with Merthur (I mean have you seen the way they look at each other), HOWEVER I do think it would be a million times funnier if everyone assumed they were together (because Merlin totally gets mistress treatment) and they actually weren’t. I just think that would be really, really funny.