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I'm very normal about them too-

rest assured i'm still very normal about these two

Hewwo inscryption fandom

Aаааnd thing with the russian meme, which, I hope, is translated normally and will be funny and understandable to you lol

For context, here's the full phrase: A fork in the eye or a pork in the ass?

Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas

After his grandson fails to convince the residents of a small, Christmas-obsessed BC town that they need a factory, Poe Carder decides to step in and get the job done right himself. Unfortunately, he didn't count on an old college acquaintance making things difficult for him, and now he has one week to learn how to play a card game called Inscryption (or open his heart to the magic of the holidays) - or be banished from town forever.

A Hallmark AU of @determunition's Retyrement AU.

Words: 114,903

Chapters: 16

Status: Complete

It's been one year since I wrote Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas, which is not only the longest fic I've ever completed but the as of yet longest fully completed Inscryption fanfiction on AO3. To think, all of this was the result of one silly comment I made on OLD_FOLKS HOME about a joke Hallmark AU that spiralled completely out of control. This post can be considered both a redraw of the original cover art I made for the fic as well as an updated link now that the story is finished. Shoutout to all the wonderful commenters whose words kept me motivated, and of course huge shoutout to determunition whose fantastic fanfiction inspired me to write this story. No foreknowledge of the Retyrement AU is required to read Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas, but if you enjoy this fic, I highly recommend hitting up the og fic, OLD_FOLKS HOME (X), afterwards.

Inscryptober Week 4: Holiday

That’s right, fuckers, I’m writing a Hallmark AU. But not just any Hallmark AU, oh no, a Hallmark AU of the Retyrement AU invented by @determunition and @squid-hug! It’s fucking AU-ception up in here. Read the first chapter of Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas here, and check below the cut for the OG fic mine was inspired (inspyred) by.

OLD_FOLKS HOME by determunition

totally didn’t dnd-ifiy the scrybes so I could have them as ocs wkfbbr

Anyways these are Poe Allen and Mags the Magnificent; stoat engineer and wolfkind wizard. They’re apart of a group of powerful and well known magic crafters along side their other friends Lesharo Wood and Gina Grim

(Dnd Leshy and Grimora coming soon once I figure out designs ajdjjd)

Poly Scrybes + P03ficus

they are cute