Quotes from my friends as pjo characters bc y not
they gradually get better (kinda)
Connor: we successfully robbed a diamond.
Travis: im so impressed
Malcolm: I'm not bailing you out
Luke, sneaking through Olympus to steal the lightning bolt: YOU SEE NOTHING FATHER, YOU. SEE. NOTHINGGGGGAH.
Leo: i dont need help, i need support
Piper: and I've got the scaffolding!
Jason: NO
Michael: Will's back is the straightest thing about him
Lee: Michael, you can't criticise, you hypocrite
Michael: have you seen him do a bridge?
Drew, talking about Lou Ellen: sometimes at night I sit there and scroll through her reposts
Mitchell: I'm aware. I heard you cackling from next door
Percy, sticking a carbonara pot on his foot: I should wear that as a shoe...
Annabeth: YOU OWN SNEAKERS??
Katie, after eating pineapple: Well, that was dehumanising.
Castor: You look like an otter.
Pollux - attempts a hair flip: I know, it's my charm
Austin, holding a pair of pyjama shorts: I cannot wear this, because Kayla will pants me, because she is hungry with vengeance.
Will: Sorry, what- I changed my mind, I don't want to know.
Nyssa: tell him hes the raisin you're looking for to put in your potato salad
Jake: I asked for relationship advice, the fuck?
Chris: I was genuinely worried that he'd come over, hold us at gunpoint and tell us to empty our pockets and all we'd be able to give him is fucking jelly babies
Clarisse: I left you for two minutes.
Malcolm: go outside and get some air!
Annabeth, on a work spree: what air? We have air in here!
Hazel: you do realise you're hopeless, right?
Nico, in a pining mood: he even twerks casually.
Hazel: I'M SORRY-
Lacy: You can't buy stuff from a charity shop, it's only for the charitable.
Drew: I'm charitable! - walks in
Lacy, when she walks back out: your card got declined
Drew: fuck off
Castor: you have such a low sense of self esteem
Lee, frantically scribbling on an infirmary form: what's self esteem?