- mattress on the highway got ran over by a semi. It went under, the semi waddled, the mattress bunched up, then ejected out the other end like a frog. No one was injured.
- “saw” (heard) a boom as a car passed us on a two way. Looking behind, the car was sideways and smoking. We were not hit and did not hit. We assumed a tire blew or something.
- 3 separate 2 car accidents on the same stretch of highway, separated by like a mile each
- Like 17 broken apart black baby dolls on the road. All different brands and not even slightly in one piece?? I have so many questions????
- A deer ran into us. Into the side of our car.
- A gas price that started with a $1.
- A car with red headlights. Or maybe flipped rear and front lights. Or maybe it was somehow driving backwards on the highway…
- A dude on a bicycle that was also a light-up unicorn. It reminded me of that scene in merry poppies with the carousel race.
Fellow headache havers/haters:
I have sinus headaches all the time- it’s allergies, it’s whatever.
What is not whatever is the time I went to pet sit for my cousin.
I stopped for lunch, got a blinding headache in the middle of it, scrambled to my car, drove to a store, found out it was closed, jogged a block to a store to see if they had painkillers, they did not, jogged back to my car, tried not to fall over, realized I locked my keys and phone in the car in a distant city, felt irrational dread that I couldn’t reset in real life, went to an antique store and asked to borrow their phone, called my mom, she couldn’t find my key, called for roadside assistance, they said they’d be an hour, mom calls back and found my key, I gotta call the company again to cancel the assistance, wait 20 minutes for my mom to show up. She was so frazzled she didn’t bring pain killers, I get into my car and realize I still haven’t cared for my cousins pet yet, I go take care of the pet and successfully don’t die, I drive all the way home and still haven’t died, then I finally take meds 2 hrs later and go to sleep.
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Anyways is that normal?