Happy Turkey-Day!
If you know me, you can probably guess how I feel about this holiday.
It sucks all around. Even if we ignore the origins, the modern concept is an anxiety inducing stressfest of forced socialization and judgemental family members. Not to mention the politics. Never bring up the politics.
The food is the only upside, as it gives us an excuse to make a warm meal we wouldn't otherwise have.
But all in all, enjoy the day your way!
And don't forget to pay respects to the indigenous people who suffered for this shit, so advertising companies can pump out the ass with bullshit and you can share an oversized meal with your probably shitty family.
Have a good one, whether you choose to celebrate in anyway or not. 🧡