I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
"I'm so glad my peener is safe" I saids as I got to the safe place
"me too" said the peenor snipper man, right before he snipped my peanids
He leaves you for Shen Qingqiu
Me: *taps mic*
Me: Chicken Jockey
Crowd: *goes apeshit*