Pedro Scouts - Blog Posts
Pedge's Bonfire
Pedro Scouts was my first Tumblr activity ever and it was a GREAT summer activity to participate in! Things have been winding down with Fall responsibilities, but Pedge and I needed to get away and garner a couple more badges! Ah, nature....All of my reblogs are found on my second account @pedrotease!
Endured the Storm: Blossom Beauty, Blossom A Very Special Episode of PB + J Fantasy: Good Girl @aurorawritestoescape Trope Off-Sex Pollen Din Djarin One Shot @auteurdelabre The Correspondence of the Contagious @crowandmousewritingco Touchstone @sawymredfox Road Trip: Are You Alright, Honey? @javigutierrez Knuckles Deep @ozarkthedog Knuckle Deep in the Backseat @cxrsed-angel Changed Username: I lurked on Tumblr for almost a full year before I started writing! I used to be @shadowcupcakewitch but she is no longer. Now we are all Pedge, all the time...
I'm also celebrating 100 reblogs with @burntheedges Roll-a-Trope Challenge reblog of "Pike's Place"! Thanks @inept-the-magnificent for the cool rec's and encouragements on this Slow Burn Winter Series, final installment on Christmas Day. Now, Pedge and I better get back to camping, we only have one sleeping bag, whatever will we do?
Yes Chef! Dieter's Sky High Brownies
Ingredients
1 cup cannabis-infused coconut oil 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 eggs 1 cup flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup chocolate chips
Turn on the oven to… “a hawt vibe”, and then mix the ingredients in…no, Dieter that’s a vase. Alright, most peeps should probs use a mixer, Dieter is using his hands. Yes D, I will be happy to lick your fingers when I have a moment. I suggested adding the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, but Dieter started giggling as soon as I said the word “wet”. D, I don’t think we’re supposed to sample the cannabis before we…okay I’ll finish up here. Dieter has retired to his room to “watch the pretty rainbows form in his mind” and has requested we bring the brownies and our “bangin’ body” to his room when ready. #staybakedyall
Triggers: While we were "baking" Dieter the Chef taught me a naughty limerick and I thought I'd pass it on. Thanks to @punkshort for the fun prompt and congrats on the one year anniversary! D has cooked up the above mood board, poem and song to celebrate your artistry! Please imbibe at your own saucy risk...
Amongst all the chefs that you see His messy vibe fits to a tee He’s painter and poet He’s hawt and he knows it, “Would you like to have sex with me?” His question, though somewhat surprising Gives rise to your temperature rising Your lips form a YES! One needn’t have guessed Your morals he’ll have compromising. Starting the night with that look Your appetite clearly was hooked You went to your pad To bed the fine lad And learn how a chef like to “cook”. When sampling some of the fun He’s baking in more ways than one His favorite glaze is more Purple Haze And slapping your cinnamon buns. This Bubble Boy likes a cool kit-kat When edging his mistress or sweet brat. While giving a wank, Your tush-y he’d spank And pleasure your naughty pussy-cat? For boys or the girls he’s a bi And won’t say no to cherry pie. When adding some cream Your name he would scream Then ask if you want to get high. This evening, your sexy time cleft Was lonely and feeling bereft Your legs you did spread For his tousled head And found yourself chanting, “YES CHEF!” So let’s give a cheer for Chef Dieter Who mostly can cook with his “peeter” When adding the sauce Your lips he will gloss and say “Bon a Petite!” while he eats her....Mmmmmm....
If anyone is looking for more "saucy eats" please check out the recent @pedroscouts Ice Cream Social, we had a blast!
Pedge Poems
Pedro Scouts was my first official Tumblr activity and Pedge and I are a little sad the fun is over. We've written a saucy RPF limerick as a poem of appreciation for all the amazing writers who contribute to the fandom to keep our sexy dreams alive and kicking! We confess, this one got a bit naughty! Thanks @pedroscouts for a fun time!
You started by taking the pledge Then bumped into someone named Pedge Now crushing fast you want it to last And wonder if he likes to edge? Another hot day you went fishing, But found yourself quietly wishing That you were his bait, you couldn’t quite wait And soon ditched the fishing for kissing. An evening or two you conspired On how one might start a bonfire After a match your lips you did latch And soon it consumed your desire. He says he’s a boy from abroad, And seems to possess a broad bod When pitching a tent, his manhood he lent And thus had you chanting, “Oh GOD!” One day was a bit of a bore You prepped at the camp to make s’mores It got a bit lick-y and sexy time sticky He called you his sweet little whore. Last week in the tent, feeling bossy, You opted to get a bit saucy You said “lookie-lookie”, come eat my scout cookie Until all your lips became glossy. A dinner of beans seemed so easy, But bubbled into something breezy You started to toot, then Pedro taboot And later you came, easy peezy. When you and Pedge started the summer Things were a bit of a bummer But now as a Scout you no longer pout And Pedge loves an everyday hummer Fandoms are fun ways for friending With people in need of some mending Together we band, while lending a hand Enjoying our night’s “happy endings”!
@pedroscouts @goodwithcheese
Pedro Scouts of Tumblr!
I did it! 60 badges and glamping has never been better! A big thank you to Pedro Scouts for organizing such fun activities, we can't wait till next year! Pedge is trying to roast smores in the living room over a toaster oven, so I've gotta go! We have achieved the Rank of Full Intercourse :) Pedge is reminding me there are many healthy definitions of sexy fulfillment, but it's hard to argue with the Big "O"...Thank you @pedroscouts, we are very satiated.
Pedro Scouts: Glamping Pedro Scouts Beat the Heat Ice Cream Social Pedro Scouts: Let's Get It Up Pedge's Bonfire Happy Ending
Pedro Party!
Oooh, can we make this a thing? Of course, every day is a good day to celebrate PP, but this Friday is ESPECIALLY joyful because it's time to hit the dance floor! Alright Pedge! I see some of those moves from last night, we are, of course, aware of your many talents! Yes, I think the disco ball is actually in the closet, give me a second....
In any case, as Pedge proceeds to "bust a move" (hopefully without irritating his lower back) I've been wondering how our favorite PP characters would celebrate Pedro with us?
Let's keep the party going and thank you @sp00kymulderr for such a fun idea! Yes, Pedge, I will save you a dance and get to work on those chocolate chip cookies...
Pedro at the Beach
Ah! This turned out a little better than I was expecting! I didn't get to do as much sewing as I wanted, but featuring some Pablo Neruda poetry and my handy dandy PP coloring book among other things... We know our guy likes the beach...
The One With Pedge
This morning I awoke to discover my favorite social media writer is temporarily exiting the literary fandom, and I had the difficult duty of notifying Pedge the Therapist of this possibility. He promptly burst into tears. I gently reminded him that this is slightly unprofessional therapist conduct, and later we could have some chocolate chip cookies, if that would help.
I was hoping he might offer some words of wisdom for the writing fandom, but he has currently passed out from grief in the kitchen, and I am fanning him with a frond from Roman Centurion days. But as he recovers I would first like to offer my support and encouragement for any artists who need to protect their creative sensibilities. Pedge the Therapist calls us “The Sensitives” and he’s correct in the best SENSE of the word. Artists are seekers of truth, beauty and love and it’s important to protect that process.
Pedge has a bad case of the sniffles, but I have gone on to remind him that art is a very personal and intimate expression of self, and anyone willing to do that is deserving of our support. For that matter, I’ve also recently heard of some digital plagiarism and bullying tactics that make personal expression even more challenging than it already is.
Oh my! Pedge, put that down! That’s my favorite vase! Stawwwwwp! I’m sorry, Pedge is pursuing the therapeutic technique of throwing a well timed temper tantrum, I just wish he would use the plethora of stuffies I have, rather than my Lego Sets. Alright good, Pedge, get it all out! Injustice should make us angry! Afterwards, we can seek out every opportunity to extend kindness, gratitude and love.
I know, Pedge. He says, “This is why we can’t have nice things”. Put that whiskey back, it’s only 11am in the morning! Good heavens. I will take this moment to remind us that other than his extensive time at Tisch, deconstruction of the human condition through the arts, and apparent love of shrooms, Pedge the Therapist is not a a registered clinician. HOWEVER, he would like to remind us all that kindness is the tool of the day and please continue to protect your inner artistic child with a ferocity only paralleled by Marcus Acacius.
Sigh. Alright, we had a good cry, engaged in primal scream…actually later we might enjoy some healthy sexy time activities to release our inner aggression. Pedge is also asking about those chocolate chip cookies. With that, I say a hearty thank you to ALL the beauty and artistry I continue to enjoy within and without. You continue to inspire me.
Yes, Pedge we can now have some cuddle time and listen to “Purple Rain”.
Sending love. Sending cookies. And sending Pedge :)
Pedro Scouts Beat the Heat
Pedge and I have been having an amazing time with @pedroscouts Summer Fun, though steadily getting hotter. Excited to hear our upcoming Sunday badges, Pedge and I are several steps from the next ranking! But we are ready to rough it. Happy Summer Fun my fellow Scouts. Let's keep it hawt!
Ice Cream Social Sweet Treats Posted a Poll Pedro Party Bookshop AU Snooze @tightjeansjavi A Lover's Pinch @hier--soir Miller's Book Nook @whocaresstillthelouvre Whump Ouch! @joellastofus Take a Moment to Breathe @tightjeansjavi Too Young to Die @starry-eyes-love Javi Gutierrez Are You Alright, Honey? @javigutierrez Poolside @joelscruff Slow @morallyinept Marcus Pike Charcuterie Challenge Lost In Our Vices @thetriumphantpanda I'll Crawl Home to Her Second Chances @pedroscurls Angst Limits @randofantfic Teacher's Pet @javiscigarette Cinnabon @strang3lov3 Midnight Kisses @bluebeary-jay Platonic Love Nobody Else But You @writersblog20 Accidentally Discoursed The One With Pedge and Jett Be Good to Yourself and Be Good to Others @morallyinept Found Family Mr. and Mrs. Miller @mrsmando You Make Loving Fun @javierpena-inatacvest
Pedro Scouts Ice Cream Social
Pedge and I had the sweetest time this Sundae for the @pedroscouts Ice Cream Social! As a Tumblr newbie, this is the most corresponding I've ever done and the amazing writers did not disappoint! A special thank you to Pedro Scouts for the fun summer activities! Now, if you'll excuse me, Pedge and I are going to enjoy our nuts and cherries! Hope we don't make too much of a sticky mess...Happy socializing!
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Indulgent @maggiemayhemnj Rocky Road
Pedro Scouts Glamping
A big thank you to @pedroscouts for this fun summer time activity! I ran into Pedge and he gently mentioned that my solo tent was a bit messy. He suggested some after care and a light massage because I was such a hot mess, so I've organized myself a bit more.
Ranks/Pledge I Pledge to Pedge Song Fic Use SomebodyPedge's Favorites Fan Art Papi Pascal Personal ArtJoel Miller @norththelemon Ellie and Joel @pebblume Din and Grogu @lupinsuniverse Game of Thrones Era @craftingwithamyc Esquire Magazine @saminadorazahi Beldro Ramscal Marcus Moreno We Can Be Heroes @firsttarotreader Cockwarming @flightlessangelwings Coffee Shop Coffee Shop Date @mermaidgirl30 Routine @endlessthxxghts Dieter Salt, Shot, Lime @freelancearsonist Enemies to Lovers Enjoy the Silence @strang3lov3 Whiskey Daniels How Much Does Devotion Weigh? @anabdaniels Ezra How to Write for Ezra @morallyinept Helianthus Fan Art @millersblud Sex Pollen Scarlet Haze @katiexpunk Only One Bed Killing Me Softly Series @alltheirdamn Frankie Morales Do You Feel It Too? @burntheedges Fluff + Smut Is Joel Okay? @djarinmuse Hurt/Comfort I Know Who You Are Series @punkshortChronicSweet DreamsNothing Hits Quite Like That First Kiss @backtothefanfictionYou're My Stranger In the Dark @lady-of-glass-and-bone Slow Burn Pike's Place Joel Miller Somewhere to Run @punkshortJust Ralphy @ameerawrites
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's very important that I continue earning badges. Pedge assures me that the reward of personal hard work is quite fulfilling and I'm not just talking about scout cookies. Happy summer activities!
Pedge the Therapist
Hey folks! Pedge and I have been enjoying some of our @pedroscouts summer activities. He wanted me to take a moment to remind you of some important self-help concepts! There are so many challenges you might encounter even when you find yourself on your summer vacation! Don't forget to chillax a little, grab a drink and remind yourself of what you are grateful for!
I confess today I found myself stuck in my cabin almost all day long! I wasn't really feeling much in the mood for a hike. But Pedge reminded me that tomorrow is a new day and going out for a brisk walk can help to set your mood a-right!
Taking some special time to chat with your friends during those stressful moments or making new friends with your fellow camp mates might make a big difference! You are so friendly and valuable! Everyone enjoys your presence.
Or maybe it's a good moment to get yourself a little treat! You've been working very hard and you deserve a special reward! Scout cookies may not be in your cabin, but some yummy vegetables or a summer sweet might hit the spot!
In short, don't forget to enjoy all of your summer camp activities and don't forget to be good to yourself and be good to others! By golly Pedge is thankful you're alive!
Now gather around the fire for some sexy stories before night night and tuck yourself into bed! You've got a big day ahead of you and the world is yours to conquer! Thanks @pedroscouts for inspiring us this summer!
@goodwithcheese