Penelope Featherington - Blog Posts

Why do I have the feeling I’m going to hate Eloise this season??

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

I don't get people talking shit about Eloise not noticing that Penelope is in love with her brother. When I was her age and younger, I could never figure out my friend's crushes unless they told me, and even now, I struggle to notice. It took me years of my friends dating around to guess a pattern. Sometimes, people just don't notice that stuff. It happens.

I relate to this on a personal level. I have in fact seventh wheeled as well. Maybe me and Eloise need to seventh wheel together 👀

Eloise: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Francesca, cuddling with John: You shouldn’t think that way.

Violet, holding hands with Marcus: Yes, what makes you say that?

Penelope, sitting on Colin’s lap: Completely untrue.

Eloise: Wow. I have leveled up to seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

Penelope's lil "w...what are you going to do to me now? 🥺❤️‍🔥🥵" look is SO HOT

if you're not getting finger fucked in a carriage on your way home from a ball after your crush sabotages your only marriage prospect, then what are you doing????

this moment was cute.

"Sweet Relief"

Relief from all that built up tension.

finally for fucks sake sheeeeesh, colin took you long enough!

The way that Nicola PERFECTLY captures that gently bred virginal touch-starved lady getting the man of her dreams, wondering if this is all a dream, taking in the moment for what it is, tomorrow be damned! chef's kiss.

and LN is there, I guess.

Nicola DELIVERED. Signed, Sealed, DELIVERED, she IS Penelope. Did I feel like LN ultimately delivered? No, but he did a... serviceable performance. I do commend him for his effort, I suppose.