May I ask for some Kwazii x Peso incorrect quotes? 😌
You got it!! ^^
This is fairly long, and has a lot of ship stuff (for the last one I sadly couldn't think of much) and some random stuff here and there
There are some fun facts at the end of the post as well ^^
Tw/Cw for swearing, mention of injuries + medical stuff
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Kwazii: Hey Peso, I have a question
Peso: Um, sure, what is it?
Kwazii: Are you a surgeon? Because you've taken my heart
Peso, flustered: wha-
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Peso: Ok, please explain how this happened?
Kwazii, covered in bruises and minor scrapes: I fell you for
Peso:
Kwazii:
Peso:
Kwazii: i fell off a cliff whole doing a trick-
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Kwazii: So... do you like cats???
Peso: Yeah-
Kwazii: *seductively pushes a glass off the table*
Peso:
Peso: why would you do that-
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Kwazii: My future partner needs to be brave! Strong! Outgoing! Unapologetically themselves! Always ready for a new adventure! Someone who can keep up with me!!
Peso: *manages to tangle himself in bandages while trying to help a sea slug and freaks out*
Peso: *quickly fixes it all like the king he is*
Kwazii:
Kwazii: I want that one >:3
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Peso: Everyone, STOP!!!
The rest of the team: :0
Kwazii: THAT'S MY BOY!!! I'M PROUD OF YOU!!!
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Kwazii: Ok, so, random question, but what would happen if I were to-
Peso, already knowing where they are going with this: no
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Peso: Are you ready to commit?
Kwazii: A crime, to a relationship, or something else?
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Peso: Is something burning??
Kwazii: Just my love for you ♡
Kwazii:
Kwazii: And the toaster
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Kwazii: I'm an expert at identifying birds!
Peso, pointing at a hawk: What about that one?
Kwazii: Yup, that's 100% a bird >:3
Peso: ° - °
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Peso: How did you hurt your tail this time?
Kwazii: Did you see those stairs over there?
Peso: Yes?
Kwazii: I didn't
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Kwazii, over the octo radio or whatever they use: Peso, do you know what blood type I am?
Peso: Yes, you're O+
Kwazii: Shit, I guessed wrong, excuse me nurse-
Peso: Wait what happened-
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Peso: Kwazii no-
Kwazii: Kwazii yes
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Peso: *does something chaotic and risky*
Kwazii, almost crying: I'm so proud-
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Peso: We don't know what's in that cave. It can be an injured creature, something dangerous, or something that none of us could be prepared for or fully understand...
Kwazii, already swimming towards the cave: SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!
Peso looking at Barnacles: I now understand your pain-
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Peso over the radio/communicator: Ok, just keep the leg straight and use your left hand to push the patella back into place. Then stay off the leg. I'll call you back later, I'm in a meeting
Peso: So, as I was saying, Pinto is really enjoying finger painting and music! I was wonder if -
The teacher: â—‹ - â—‹
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Peso: Treat spider the way you want to be treated ^^
Kwazii: Feared and killed without hesitation
Peso: no-
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Peso: Can we visit this Ghost Ship attraction?
Kwazii: What's wrong with the one we're in now?
Peso, scared: Wait, what-?
Kwazii: Night Peso!!
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Fun facts!!
Cats only have 3 (6) blood types! A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+, and AB- (or at least that's what's known, every species has a different system)
When Peso was taking with a teacher in that one quote, that's about half of what it takes to relocate a knee on your own
Also, I'm deathly afraid of spiders (and bugs in general), and understand the struggle ^^'
I also used to be in a kind of Pre Medical School, so most of the Peso things are based on what I did/learned ^^
Requests are still open ^^