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Tony Stark has this bit he does, where he pretends to forget who people are. It’s one of his favorites, really. Ned is the usual victim, but Peter has seen it played on a number of people.
And it’s funny. It really is.
It’s just not funny when Tony looks at Peter and says “Who are you again?” after Peter fought so hard to know the mechanic again post-spell, he finally is on speaking terms with his old teammates, he has a guest room in Stark Tower again. It’s not as funny when the man who used to be Peter’s father pretends not to know him, blissfully unaware of just how much he really has forgotten.
That’s when the bit stops being funny.
OKAY PPL YOU WANT IT YOU GET IT
I have a question!
I'm so stuck on which to finish first..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER!
unfortunately even on your birthday, I have to make it depressing. BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT PETER
I have a question!
I'm so stuck on which to finish first..
You know why I'm posting this. This is too damn funny to me.
I STAND WITH THIS.
but I'm telling you that Tony will go soft for his son.
“That’s not a hug, we’re not there yet”
Peter is so the opposite of Tony in every way emotionally and I think that’s why they learn so much from each other. Like, Tony doesn’t hug people. He doesn’t seem a very openly affectionate person, even with the people he’s closest to. Every piece of kindness is masked by a joke or a comment about his reputation, anything to avoid flat out vulnerability.
Peter, meanwhile, hugs the man he just met. Peter helps old ladies across the street and worries about schoolwork in the face of danger. Peter calls criminals and superheroes alike by formal names, “Mister criminal” and “Mister Stark”, he sees the humanity in every person he webs up or stands beside.
Both are completely, COMPLETELY predictable in emotional mannerisms, but Tony hopes to seem like an emotional 0 and Peter is openly at an emotional 100 all the time. That’s what makes their dynamic so interesting. The father made of stone and the son with a bleeding heart
Okay. This is my headcannon now. Tony will 100% chase DUM-E around his lab with a screwdriver after DUM-E dropped paperclips in his new iron man suit model
Im going to write this NOW
tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.
he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.
I'm so gonna write this when my writers block is over!
Also, holy shit how do you think of all these awesome prompts?!
an SI employee complimented Peters shirt and got a raise the next day. another held the elevator for the kid and their project got approved within hours.
The employees as SI learn very quickly that the #1 way to succeed is to get Mister Stark to like you, and the #1 way to get HIM to like you is to be nice to the over enthusiastic high school kid
Fic that follows the perspective of a very confused peter who told tony about the nice elevator person and now is being offered free food and compliments at every turn
I wrote this from a prompt by @fotibrit . Hope you it doesn't suck to bad and hopefully you didn't had to wait to long, studies suck :( Had zero idea how to write crack so I just write shameless fluff.
Thats so CUTE I can't.
so i suddenly found out spiders hate peppermint- /do NOT tag or reblog as st*rker/
WHAT 😭😭😭😭.
I'M CRYING AND SOBBING ON THE FLOOR. HELP ME. PLS.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Calling All Irondad Fans
It’s canon
That was rude Tony. >:(
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE CASE OF PETER ACTUALLY BEING TONY’S BIOLOGICAL CHILD BUT NEITHWR OF THEM FIND OUT UNTIL PETER GETS INJURED AND THERES A DNA TEST OR SOMETHING
I'VE READ THOSE FICS BEFORE AND I REALLY LOVE THAT CONCEPT. Thank you for the ask! (It's my first one hehe) I'll tag you when I get to writing it! :)
TOP 10 IRON MAN VILLAINS
At Number 1 we have the CLAW MACHINE.
WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS THOUGH. HE'S SO EXCITED. BRO. YOU HAD ONE JOB MARVEL.
Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Avengers Team & Peter Parker, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Friday (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Ned Leeds, Flash Thompson, Michelle Jones Additional Tags: Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker Meets the Avengers, The Avengers Think Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Child, Identity Reveal, Protective Peter Parker, Protective Tony Stark, Pardoned Team Captain America, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Divergence - Post-Movie: Captain America: Civil War (2016), Clint Barton in the Ceiling Vents, Identity Reveal to the Avengers Team, Sleepy Peter Parker, Ned Leeds is a Good Friend, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad", Sensory Overload, Hurt Peter Parker, Flash Thompson Being A Jerk Summary:
May goes on her well deserved trip to the Bahamas for a whole week and Tony has to babysit Peter. And the whole time Peter had spent there was nothing short of uneventful.
Not by a long shot.
That Spiderman comic with Paul has fucked MJ over, now the women hating weirdos in Marvel are bringing it up every chance they get to prove that she's always been a whore.
Not too long came from a video discussing spiderman's storyline in the House Of M where he told MJ "I had the woman I wanted and it wasn't you" which is crazy btw, if I heard my partner say that I honestly would have to contact after that.
I also heard someone said that Gwen is Peter's soulmate and I'm not sure if that's 100% true, if it is can someone please send me the link where that was stated to be because I thought MJ was always supposed to be Peter's true soulmate. No disrespect to Gwen, if she is Peter's true soulmate good for her, I just want some solid proof of that being a thing.
Anyone else feel like that when Peter or any other spider person has a symbiote problem
And just don’t feel like dealing with it they just grab any pots and pans they find and just smack them together to piss it off till it leaves
Now that I think of it...
...should I write a second part to the story and see where it goes??
The story:
Small Lab Accident
~ Parksborn2017 one-shot, by: @magickizu (me)~
"Hey Pete, what's up?-"
"I.. I need help..now...", Harry was immediately on edge, as he heard his best friend and secret crush, speaking quietly from the other side of the phone.
"Where are you." Any other questions have to wait, if Peter Parker asks for help, it's more than serious.
"I'm in my Lab, at Horizon. Just- please hurry...?"
"I'll be there in five." With that the raven hung up and grabbed his glider, it'll be the fastest. Yes, his best friend knows that Harry is the Goblin, as well as he knows that the other is the Spiderman- just another reason to worry! If spiderman asks for help, instead of doing a solo trip- it's a deadly threat to the whole of new york or even more. Even though it was sorta weird... Harry could have sworn it sounded a little like a whine?
It's already late enough for the sun to set, and of course only Petey-boy is in school. All the better, no one saw Harry get there so fast. He hammered on the locked door.
"Pete! What happened!?" The door opens and the young Osborn stumbles as he rushes in, scanning the room to find... nothing. Well, except Peter that is, who's sitting at his desk with his hood up. Then the door closes.
"...promise you won't laugh..."
"wha-... What's going on-"
"Just promise, okay!?" Harry staggered a bit. was... Was that growling?!? Harry nods, still a bit red in the face from the speed he came in with. In return, Peter also nods and then takes his hood off...
"It's really, very embarrassing. I had a little accident- just don't!" The brunette pouts, as he already sees his best friend, and also secret crush, beginning to smirk. He sighs in relief and even huffs a little chuckle. It doesn't help the fact that Peter's fluffy new uhhh... Appendages? Are tugged tightly to his body, while his whole face grows bright red in absolute embarrassment. "Aaahhrg!! It was a mistake to call you! I'm sorry...", the puppy hid in his arms, crossed on his desk. He WISHES he could just sink into the ground... Well, technically maybe not the ground, since this isn't the ground floor. So how could that even work? Where does this saying even come from? From sinkholes? Must be, since the hypothetical state of super liquid was only hypothetically found later on...or did it-
-"Damn, Peter... You really had me worried for a moment there. You okay, aside that?" Harry leans against the desk, standing next to the other, who simply nods once still hidden in arms. Slowly he calms himself down, from the thoughts of what would happen if super liquid Peter would seep into the floor. "...you know, they're not that bad?? I mean, I think- ONE MIgHt think, one, that it's... -How did it happen anyway?" The raven tries to change the topic, as he feels the heat sneak onto his face of nearly admitting to finding his best friend cute. Oh boy... Harry definitely deserves a medal for surviving this evening. Especially now: the still embarrassed, but less red, pouting puppy slowly comes out of his hoodie-fortress of solitude and, god bless, his fluffy tail's slightly wagging from the implied praise. This is way too adorable, that Harry would have ever forgiven him, if it wasn't him he called first. Never ever.
"I...I took a sample of the goo, last time one of those human-animal hybrids led us to an outpost... Since there's been an uprising of those incidents lately and the composition is different from Warren's work. These guys must've based it on his work, but complicated it to make it more efficient- the core structure is at least similar enough to believe so..." He comes out more, his tail wagging casually from his little nerdy tirade, the raven could only smile at that. What a dork... His dork. "ANYWAY!!- What I meant to say is, I just managed to break it down a little, which is why these symptoms are so small apparently..."
"Okay, that explains... your situation. Did you find out anything else?"
"Uhhh.... Yes, actually! There has to be direct skin contact with the goo, for an "infection" to start and according to my calculations, these symptoms should seize after a couple hours, due to my simplifications... But I just CAN'T go home like this!! What would aunt May say!?-" Peter drifts into a little panic, but Harry on the other hand can't really concentrate on anything other than his crush looking freaking adorable. He can't get it off his mind, most definitely not, when he gets reminded with a flick of an ear, nor by their constant bouncing when the brunett gestures wildly again.
"Hey, Pete. May I.. try something?" Said person cocks his head slightly to the side, like the curious puppy he currently is and nods. And he swears- if this was an anime and not real life, he'd be in the ground already. Here lies Harry Theopolis Osborn, died of blood loss from constant nose bleeding.
He slowly reaches over to him, carefully beginning to pet the other. At first the puppy is a bit sceptical, when slowly and gradually he starts enjoying it. His tail is fully wagging, he's leaning forward and further into the other's touch. Literally, best feeling ever right now.
While Harry just can't anymore. Not only does he demand a platinum medal, a gigantic feast and ceremony, as well as a city key when this is over, for an outstanding amount of self control! He is so lost in thoughts, he doesn't realise that he stops petting, until some small whimpering breaks him free. Peter looks up at Harry with his big, green, sparkling eyes and droopy ears.
"..why did you stop..?" It really took every last ounce, drop and smudge of self restraint, not to kiss and pounce him. But instead Harry took a deep breath, couldn't help but smile and kept petting. Sure, he loves Peter, with the whole of his heart. ...which is exactly why he won't try anything that might just scare him away. Harry wouldn't know what to do, if he'd lose him in any way. So he just keeps quiet for now. His thoughts start spinning again, as Peter fully enjoys this simple touch of affection and closeness. Very quietly, the raven mumbles something under his breath:
"...you're my adorable dork..."
And yes, let's be real there is NO Reality in which Harry Osborn is ANYTHING REMOTELY close to straight and ONLY feels platonic for his "Best Friend"!
Convince me otherwise! You can't!
Why we have irondad and spiderson, and not hawkeyedad and annoyinghawkdaughter?
[ Someone says something 15/18+ ]
Steve: The children are here.
Kate: I'm twenty-fucking-three.
Wanda: I'm russian.
Tony: Peter is from Queens.
Peter: I've got nothing to say abt that.
Harley: I'm much worse then all of you.
Wade: You're not counting me as a child anymore.
Clint: Why the hell we adopted them?
Kate: *blink blink*
Clint: Oh yeah, nevermind.
Bonus
Sam: I thought the hawk girl is like, twelve.
Bucky: How they all ended up here?
Natasha: Since when there's so many kids?
Tony: Listen, I know I'm not your father-
Peter: I know.
Tony:
Peter: I know you're not my father Mr. Stark.
Tony: But-
Peter: Do you know?
Tony:
Peter: Do you know you're not my father?
Tony: Yes, I know.
Peter: You don't act like someone who is not my father, Mr. Stark.
Peter: What about you?
Tony: What? What about me?
Peter: What if someone needs you?
Tony: Nobody needs me.
Peter: I do. I need you.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Kate just accidentally setting the training room on fire: Oops?
Clint, who just knew that special fire arrows are bad idea: Tony's gonna kill me.
Tony, being used to it because Peter blows up their lab every day: Kids.
the two previous movie series of Spider-Man always had it that Spidey was a Big Hit with the citizens of nyc in spite of the negative press/police departments actively hunting him down but we haven’t really seen anything like that in the mcu past Peter’s classmates simply being aware that Spider-Man is a hero who exists, like we didn’t see any slandering articles or angry officers which is WEIRD considering the canonical climate about superheros in the mcu right now so like….I really hope it carries over into this third series because frankly I love the idea of everyone in a post-accords world in constant debate about superheroes like ‘should they be held accountable for casualties’ and ‘does it make sense to give all this power to just a few people and force them to make potentially catastrophic situations’ and ‘do we even truly Need superheroes’ like any and all debate they can think of but at the same time, all the citizens in New York are collectively like ‘Yeah….but we’re gonna leave the Spider-Boy out of this….he just wants to help out….he’s doing his Best..’ lmao
The Only Cat Who Knows Where It’s At by Traincat
“Miles, y’know, it’s sweet of you to keeping checking in on me, it really is,” he said, “but it’s really not necessary –”
He stopped, halfway done rolling off the couch, his jaw hanging open. It wasn’t Miles framed in the window but a small child – a little boy of about seven or eight years old, with messy brown hair and a smattering of freckles across his nose and cheeks.
“Who’s Miles?” the kid had the audacity to ask.
--
Three generations of Hardys show up at Peter's window.
Just finished reading Regret, Recovery, Redemption by teaspoonbooks27
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Warning for Rap/Non-Con mentions
12 years ago Tony decided he couldn't be a father. Years pass and Tony learns that he actually is a half decent dad. So when he finds his first son living in squalor in Queens, taking him home seems like the best option, but just as Tony has changed and grown up, Peter has too.