Peter Parker - Blog Posts
Stephen: what vegetables do you want for dinner tonight?
Harley: Tomato
Peter: haha well Tomato's a fruit so-
Harley: I hate to break this to you but- nothing's a vegetable. Vegetable is just a term that means you can eat it. In botany, nothing's a vegetable. So yeah, a tomato's a berry, but a carrot is just a root. A- and potato's just a tuber. And like- cucumber is just a melon.
Harley: Melons are fruits, in other ways. You're not going to put it in your fruit salad, though. You're not going to put tomato in your fruit salad.
Peter:
Harley: broccoli? broccoli's a fucking flower, dude. We're eating a flower when we eat broccoli.
Peter:
Harley: Kale is just a leaf. So is lettuce.
Peter:
Harley: nothing's a vegetable. vegetables don't exist.
Spider-Man is... Peter Parker?! PT. 1
Note(s) : This is inspired by a post from @kzele and the reblog by @thecatchat
You can read it here!
The itching ache corrupting his mind wouldn't rest, the unrelenting screams and the claws that nag at his every waking moment. Peter Parker, a teenage boy, Spider-Man, a superhero, he doesn't feel like one, not right now.
The Symbiote infecting his mind was not his own fault, yes, he had been slightly careless, and yes, he could've prevented it, but foresight is something he didn't and couldn't have had.
Today? Our superhero isn't awake, Peter is asleep, a victim of his own mind. The Symbiote, Venom, takes over, and while Peter is not conscious, Venom fights the crime that he would otherwise be unable to stop. There's one problem with this shortcut, it's killing him, infecting him slowly, his attitude is worse, his empathy is gone, his love for his family and friends is no longer.
Unknown to Peter, the symbiote doesn't just take over when he's asleep.
And while he's being punched, kicked and slammed into the ground, Peter can't feel any of it, the Symbiote keeps his consciousness at bay. The ones fighting him don't know his true identity, they may not know Peter Parker, but they know Spider-Man.
The Sinister Six can tell something is wrong, they know the infamous web slingers moves, his sarcastic quips, the way he voices his thoughts out loud, but this day he's dead silent.
Even when he burnt his tongue and it hurt to speak he still did, this is... Different, unnerving. Like when you visit a place after years, the differences are so small it's practically the same, but it's not quite right enough for it to be familiar.
Only one thought is shared between the six villains.
This isn't Spider-Man.
The thought for many is just that, something they can brush over and never think of again, but for Sandman and Doc Ock, one a man who has been beaten by Spider-Man more than he can count, and the other a super genius, it's hard to get rid of the feeling that something's wrong.
The Symbiote infecting Spider-Man has enough strength to defeat the Sinister six as if it's no real feat, and it's getting close to that.
Doctor Octavius' plan is running thin, his current battle with Spider-Man growing desperate. Vulture is flying above, occasionally scratching the Spider to try and aid his team mate. Rhino has his horn stuck in a building, which he can't pull out because Sandman and Electro are next to him, one stuck in a puddle and beginning to regret even coming along, the other is almost completely out of electricity, laying down limp on the ground a few meters away.
But, one member came more prepared than he could ever realise. What the Symbiote didn't anticipate was Shockers new upgrade, it looks the same as his regular gauntlets, works similarly too. It uses sound waves to stun and even incapacitate a human, the noise is at a frequency that it could even deafen some one if used in long periods of time.
He'd wanted to try out on the spider for weeks, but somehow the infamous hero was always busy with another criminal, now, he has his chance.
While Spider-Man was busy with Doctor Octavius', throwing kick and punch to the metal arms, which he surprisingly didn't have any issue with, Montana snuck behind him, and sticking out his fist, he yelled for Octavius to move and he fired.
Doc Ock's moved out of the way, and he turned for a moment, only for a moment so he could check on one of his damaged tentacles, but his head snaps right back to the Spider when he hears a blood curdling scream.
They had all expected Spider-Man to hold his hands on his ears, to yell and try to run away, but the noise he's letting out doesn't sound like anything the bug had made before, it doesn't even sound human. Two voices at once drown one another out, the symbiotes control is becoming fragile, Peter's mind is slowly awakening.
Electro gets off the ground with a groan, hunched over, he stares in confusion, his eyes trying to narrow, to focus on the scene that's playing out before him. Finally, Sandman manages to escape the predicament, he hoists up Electro and walks a bit closer to... Whatever is happening, allowing Rhino to yank his horn out, partially collapsing the building.
Even more confusing was for Spider-Man to begin convulsing, his screams get louder, his body contorts as he falls to the ground, twitching erratically. The entire Sinister Six watches in a mix of horror and confusion as his suit begins to peel off his body, whatever the creature is, it begins to worm around, desperately trying to cling to its host.
Shocker immediately puts both of his hands together, blasting the creature with full force in an attempt to separate it from Spider-Man, in his head, this is because it's clear... Whatever this thing was, gave Spider-Man his new found strength, and none of the Sinister Six want to go through a beat down that embarrassing again.
Spider-Man's body immediately stops struggling when the creature finally separates, he lays limp, but the strange goop continues to scream and try to worm away, it sounds ungodly, something that'd give a man nightmares, it desperately attempts to crawl away from the unbearable pain it's in.
"Will one of you morons help me?!" He yells frantically, the black goop writhes, unable to move away from Shockers blast as it's mind is flung into full panic. After a few beats of silence from the Sinister Six, the symbiote still screaming, one of Doc Ock's tentacles slam down a trash can over the creature, keeping it trapped in place.
In their panic and stunned confusion, they failed to notice what happened to Spider-Man, that the strange creature wasn't just a top of his regular suit, it was on his skin, when their eyes finally focus on the web Slinger, they realise what just happened.
There on the floor lies a young, skinny boy, he's completely limp on the ground, his skin is pale and covered in dark bruises, he's only dressed in a tank top and shorts.
Vulture lands on the ground with a thud, staring in shock at the sight before him. But soon enough, both his and Electros eyes widen in recognition, that mole, those eyes, that hair, that's Peter Parker.
"That boy is skinny, what are they feeding you city kids..." Shocker mutters under his breath, so quiet that he didn't even realise he spoke, his eyes stare blankly, yet in slight confusion, at the limp body.
"What the hell is that?!" Rhino exclaims, staring, dumbfounded, by whatever that creature is and whoever this boy is.
Sandman could feel Electro squirming slightly, and so let him go, the electrical charged man seems to be in a trance, his eyes wide and breathing shallow.
"Peter...?" Electro takes a few steps closer to his limp body, he can see the pain he's in, his breathing is shallow, his lips slowly turning blue from the cold.
"That's the alien brought back by Sargent Jameson's ship." Doc Ock observes, his eyes narrowing as he stares coldly at the garbage can, it shakes every few moments, the symbiote is desperate to escape it's new cage.
"Wait, wait, so, Spider-Man is a kid? And he got infected by some random alien goop?" Rhino blurts out, in shock at the situation presented to him.
"No, you insolent fool." Doc Ock shoots a glare towards Rhino, adjusting his goggles for a few seconds. "This is just some boy the... Parasite, must've taken hold onto." He explains away, waving off Rhino and his, rather astute, observation.
"Yeah, that makes sense, doc! This kid is Peter Parker, he's an intern at Conners laboratory, I used to be the electrician there." Electro suddenly pipes in, he almost goes to pick Peter up, but jerks back upon realising he doesn't have his gloves on. "He's way too wimpy, there's no way he's Spider-Man." He firmly states.
"He's also Norman Osborn's son's best friend..." Vultures eyes narrow slightly as he mutters cold words, he crosses his arms and makes no move to help Peter.
Sandman feels sick to his stomach, he's frozen in shock, hardly able to process the situation. He never wanted to hurt a kid, or anybody, sure he robbed banks, but he never set out to try and hurt civilians. This isn't what he signed up for.
"We need to get this kid to safety, now." His voice comes out strained, losing it's casual and rough nature, he uses his sand to pick up Peter, his eyes snap around, observing the city to find a safe place.
"Hm..." Almost hesitant, Doc Ock furrows his brows for a few moments before speaking up. "We have a safe house for emergencies, follow." Doc Ock waves a hand to motion Sandman forward, but for a moment, and only a moment, his eyes linger on Peter before he begins to walk off, his tentacles propelling him forward.
Got a cool idea for you my friend.
The insomniac spider-men, both Peter and miles. And how they’d go when y/n offers to do a horror movie night with the likes of classics like Halloween or modern stuff like talk to me
The Insomniac Spider-Men with a horror movie night
Note(s) : I did Headcanons for how the Spider-Men are with horror movies and then a scenario at the end where the reader does the horror movie night.
I don't know anything about Talk To Me so I chose M3GAN instead, and I haven't seen Halloween in years so I'm sorry if I got something wrong.
Peter Parker / Spider-Man
I don't think Peter would really watch movies or shows all that often, he probably hasn't even finished any piece of media since before the spider bite. Even then, he was probably that kid who watched those really bad ones to make fun of with Harry and MJ.
I imagine his tolerance is most likely high, because of his real life experiences, he can handle fake blood, he can handle the fake injuries, most of them can't compare to what he's gone through.
But what he really can't handle? Psychological thrillers, and really good kid actors.
That scene in the shining where the two twins are standing there? He had to hold MJ's hand, Harry made fun of him for an entire month.
He tends to humanise fictional characters, especially the victims in horror movies. Maybe for some slashers he can understand their motives, but most of them hurt people who can't defend themselves and it makes him a little sick.
To see movies where this is used so effectively is honestly a little uncomfortable, he appreciates the mastery of how it's crafted and how realistic the pain is, but he can never watch it all the way through.
Peter's always been terrified of Carrie because he was also bullied, she, in a way, reflected on him. Of course, she also experienced abuse from her mother, unlike Peter, but the scene of everybody screaming in that hall will probably haunt him forever.
In a way, it keeps him grounded, it makes him remember Uncle Ben's words, it makes him remember to use his powers for good, and not for evil.
Miles Morales / Spider-Man
Miles and Ganke most likely sit down and watch some shows or movies every once and a while, he's never been a huge horror fan, and he's never watched any that really stuck with him.
He's mostly impressed with the art direction most of the time, the way they shot that scene in Carrie where it goes all around the prom in one, long, continuous shot?
It's beautiful, it gets him so engrossed he forgets it's supposed to be a scary movie.
Miles can't handle any that tackle and treat the loss of a parent as a main plot point, he could maybe handle it as a side plot, but it reminds him so much of how his dad's death affected him, his hands clam up, he feels sweaty, he just can't handle it.
It never really makes him connect with the story, it just makes me remember it as the 'oh God don't watch that' movie
The ones that get him truly terrified are honestly any that involve children and the elderly as the villains, that's not to say he'll be completely fine if he watches an adult brutally murder people.
Both
Peter and Miles haven't had a day off in months, they've been so focused on saving the city, helping their friends and family, they just don't have time for themselves.
Until today.
You had finally convinced the two, after hours of subtle and not so subtle convincing, they relented, under the promise that if any serious crimes were reported, they would get Ganke to check if the police have it handled or not, if they don't? They're abandoning the movie night.
Which you agreed with, because one night having fun is better than no time to yourself at all.
Peter and Miles sit down on the couch, while you make the popcorn and drinks, carrying the bowls of food and bottles of coke to the table, the microwave hums, drowned out by the two men chatting.
"Can you believe that Electro got out again." Miles sounds exasperated, and he looks it too, he and Electro had fought for what felt like hours, in reality it was only a few minutes, shocking each other until they couldn't fight any more.
"You get used to it, he'll probably stay a month in prison at most." Peter shrugs, leaning back on the couch and wincing slightly, an aching pain in his back started up again, but he was honestly too tired to ask for someone to crack it.
"This job is crazy." Miles laughs, shaking his head with an amused smile. "I can't believe it, each day, fighting bad guys, swinging for hours and hours, it's just... I love it." You cut the conversation short by bringing in the last bowl of popcorn.
"Whooo! Movie time!" You happily say, placing the bowl on the table with the other snacks and drinks, making sure it's perfectly placed before sitting on the couch. You grab the remote next to you and smile at Miles and Peter.
"What should we watch?" Before either can respond, you suddenly gasp, your eyes snapping back to the TV. "Oh! Actually, there's this new horror movie called M3GAN, I bought it a few weeks back and forgot to watch it." You ramble, turning the television on and searching for the movie.
"I guess we go with that one then." Peter mumbles, raising an eyebrow in amusement, you all haven't hung out in a while, even then, you do wish that Harry and MJ could've made it. So, it's clear you're just excited to spend time with them for once.
"It's about this robot that this lady makes after her niece loses her parents in a car accident." You cheerfully say, pressing play on the movie and taking a swig of coke. "After this, we're so watching Halloween."
The movie was something different to the two, when they think horror, both Peter and Miles would typically think 'man with knife stabs people', so it was a refreshing change.
Both men went through a flurry of emotions, the movie was sad, then funny, than horrifying, then funny, then scary, and then funny, it was a constant switch.
The fact that the girl lost her parents and she's clinging to the first thing that shows her respect, the lady stepped up at the end and proved she's a capable mother figure, it broke their hearts, but the jokes made them forget that temporarily.
They laughed, they went quiet in shock, and most of all? Peter cried, he couldn't help it, he isn't ashamed about it either, the girl losing her parents at such a young age reminds him of himself. Miles feels a similar way, he cried like a baby, he sobbed so much at that scene where the girl and the robot have that test and she breaks down.
Now it's time for the next movie.
"Halloween! You can't go wrong with the classics." You click on the movie. "Well, that's a lie, actually, plenty of classics suck." You mutter under your breath, pressing pause and turning to the two Spider-Men.
"Okay, first, bathroom breaks and refill time, you two ate all the popcorn so I'm making double." You get up from the couch and walk to the kitchen, both Peter and Miles go to the bathroom in that time, refilling their drinks with the bottle of coke on the floor, you return a few moments later with the multiple bowls of popcorn.
You all sit down, grab your bowls and drinks, and press play.
Overall, both men did enjoy the experience, they liked the costume of Micheal Myers, the mask and coveralls are iconic, they also both enjoyed the acting, if a bit subpar at times.
The plot was something they found to be interesting, the characters as well, they thought the therapist was a strange and weird character, who seemed a bit more unstable than Micheal.
Laurie Strode is a really inspiring character to the two, a survivor, someone who managed to take down one of the biggest threats her towns ever faced.
Just as the movie ends, you turn to the two men to see if they have any movie recommendations, but to your surprise, they've both fallen asleep.
Peter's mouth hangs open, his body pressed flat against the couch, his arms crossed and occasional light snores escapes his mouth. Miles is leaning his head on his arms, his body bent in an awkward position so he's sitting and leaning on the armrest.
For a few moments, you debate on whether or not you should wake them up, but decide against it. They need the rest. You gently move them into slightly more comfortable positions, placing blankets over the two, you stand up and reach for your phone.
You text MJ and Rio Morales, letting them know that the two would be staying at yours for the night.
THEY HAVE THE SAME VA???
YURI'S VOICE ACTING GOD DAMN
(also I write for them wink wink nudge nudge)
Alignment charts and memes, ft. Spidersona and OCS
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I HAVE SOME DESIGNS I WANNA SHARE HOLD ON-
The first I don't like cause Electro in it sucks, but I think the Spider-Suit is so cool and I want to draw it separately, the white accents?? OH MY GODDDD
The second one I could do the colours and design better, but god I have an unreasonable attachment to it I CANT LET IT DIE OKAY I CAN SAVE THE GOD AWFUL DESIGN AND MAKE IT MEDIOCRE
I want to create UNIVERSES for the two I AM GOING INSANE. I might just do a usm and have like 40 Spider-People in one universe cause I love them.
All Spider mfs remind me of cats, the way their eyes move, the way they just • • and the way they schoop around y'know
They're all built like string cheese, besides most of the adult ones, and that's so just MWAH of the animators. Even stuff like TSSM and USM have the string cheese cat look, but it's in a way that I just can't explain.
ALSO THE ANIMATORS BASED MILES OFF A BABY DEER THATS SO CUTE OMG??
I can't help but fanboy over funny spider people and their funny stretchy ass limbs and kitty flexibility
I can't wait to fall asleep and forget about my troubles but wake up and go through the seven stages of grief all over again
I like polls it's honestly really fun to make them because I'm so indecisive (￣ヘ￣;)
All of these characters exist in my universe, the extra Spider-Man excluded, and the one that's chosen as a love interest is for my alien spidersona, not my main one. The ones who aren't chosen will be my main Spidersonas friends in school as I don't want a love interest for my main spidersona.
I'll post the drawings tomorrow!
Y'all know what the crossover we need is?
FUCKING TRY TO TELL ME IM WRONG
Look at me grasping at straws to connect my two favourite pieces of media, I'm such a loser
I'm so tempted to write about this it's such a dumb thought but like... Nobody else is gonna do it... (╥﹏╥)
AVENGERS INFINITY WAR
Prince Charming
Elijah invites Peter for a small private dance after seeing him worn out.
He doesn't know what the reason could be. Regardless, he's a friend and he wants to cheer him up a bit.
Doodles of Peter Two being done at the end of the day (and also being himself) comp.
Bonus:
Not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for spiderman, even the ones I've never watched. all the movies, the comics, all of them. they say jump I aks how high
Rocket gives the tesseract to Nebula because Peter Parker got lost in a supermarket
Create your own Avengers 5 movie!!
Reblog with what you got!
Quick doodle of Spiderboy! If you’d like to repost/reblog, please give me credit!
:)
Peter Parker, broke in NYC, making money by helping people carry their heavy furniture up stairs. People why hire him laugh when he shows up, not believing the scrawny kid will be able to help at all. Then he singlehandedly carried a heavy couch up seven flights of stairs.
He just asks people not to ask questions.
UR DONE 😭😭
Young Peter Parker, being given a charm necklace after his parents died. The necklace has a charm belonging to his mother and one of his fathers birthstone. He never takes it off; theyre always with him.
Once he loses Ben, he adds another charm. It only feels right.
He comes back to life after being dusted, wearing the necklace. He adds one for Nat, one for Tony, and one for himself. He isnt who he used to be. It feels like that kid is dead.
Its only after Tony died that Peter finds out Tony took inspiration from the necklace. Pepper shows Peter how Tony engraved small symbols for each person hes lost in one of his suits. Peters symbol is the viking symbol for father and son. Pepper tells Peter about each of the symbols. Theres a lot of them: Tony seemed to feel that any blood spilled was on his hands.
After May died, another charm was added. This was the first one where the person left a charm intentionally, for the purpose of being added to the necklace.
It was getting a bit heavy around Peters neck, nowadays.
Once the spell took effect, Peter wondered if he should add charms for everyone hes ever known.
He just took the necklace off instead.
can’t decide what would be more heartbreaking:
Imagine post NWH peter, on the verge of death. Would it be worse for him to beg to live (the way he did in IW) but have nobody there to listen? or worse if he didn’t even seem scared anymore.
F
how long until post-NWH peter finds some kid copying spider-man trying to be a vigilante. and how long until til peter freaks the hell out trying to both protect the kid and avoid the kid, not wanting to become any sort of mentor.
because in peter’s experience, mentors die
Headcanon that Tony Stark despises Samsung and is utterly disgusted that Peter has been carrying one that has a cracked phone screen and has been carrying it since he was 13.
"A Samsung? Seriously Pete?" Tony would say, holding up Peter's 'phone'. "You will not be carrying this under this roof, not on my watch."
Tony would instantly change Peter's phone to a Stark one instantly, and definitely will not care about what Peter has to say about it.
(Bonus points if Tony also despises Apple because they are always copy pasting their phone models. "All they do I update the camera which is not even that good.")
Peter getting a job as a bartender, but not telling Tony bc he’s trying to avoid the whole “Tony is a recovering alcoholic” subject.
And then Tony finds out and starts beating himself up for Peter even being aware of Tony’s past alcoholism, and doesn’t know how to bring it up to Peter.
Peter getting a job as a bartender, but not telling Tony bc he’s trying to avoid the whole “Tony is a recovering alcoholic” subject.
And then Tony finds out and starts beating himself up for Peter even being aware of Tony’s past alcoholism, and doesn’t know how to bring it up to Peter.
FOUL 😭😭😭
2023 recap!!!
jan: forgot
feb: forgot
march: forgot
april: forgot
may: forgot
june: forgot
july: forgot
aug: forgot
sep: forgot
oct: forgot
nov: forgot
dec: forgot
why do you sound so enthusiastic about this.
hey guys!! post NWH peter, reunited with the remaining avengers who still have forgotten him! and they find out how strong he is!! and they think it would be fun to go to a rage room to test his strength!!
and he breaks everything! and then breaks down sobbing!!! :D
ORGASM 💀💀
Harley: Well, aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice?
Peter: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…
Harley: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I’ll stop acting like an asshole
THIS WOULD SO HAPPEN
Peter, not realizing his comm is on in the middle of a fight: “NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?”
a chorus of exhausted sounding adults in varying levels of pain: “never give up”
THAT'S SO SWEET ‼️‼️ omg Peter you're going to be the death of him.
Peter: Tony I want to be you for Halloween, so I can borrow-
Tony: Peter I am not letting you borrow an iron man suit for Halloween.
Peter: No no Mr Stark, I don’t care about Ironman, I want to be you. I was gonna ask if I could borrow a suit, maybe a pair of your sunglasses…
Tony: …
Peter: Mr Stark why are you crying-
So umm, this is so late. I'm so sorry. I recently found out I have adhd, high chances of autism and have a dissociation disorder :(
I'm okay though, its all cool. Though the tests I took from official doctors were quite expensive so yeah there's that. ALSO! IT'S MY END OF YEAR EXAMS PERIOD >:(
The fic is like short. 889 words I think? Yeah, I still hope that for anyone who reads it, it's okay.
I'm actually crying from this. It's too good, god help me 😭😭😭
Fic: Becoming Belonging by sahiya