(Spoilers for the games if you haven't played them ofc)
The fact that this was the first one that came out is Perfect
Harry: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Peter: Killed without hesitation. Harry: No.
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*Harry and Peter sitting in jail together* Peter: So who should we call? Harry: I’d call MJ, but I feel safer in jail (when they totally got caught breaking into the school lmao)
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MJ: We need to get through this locked door. Harry, give me your credit card. Harry: Here. MJ, (pocketing it): Thanks. Peter, kick down the door.
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Ganke: If you had to choose between Miles and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Hailey (Signing): That depends, how much money are we taking about? Miles: Hailey! Ganke: 63 cents. Hailey (Signing): I'll take the money. Miles: HAILEY!!!
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Miles: How do I deal with my enemies? Phin: Kill them Miles: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Phin: Kill them only a little?
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Miles: This is a mistake Peter, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Miles: But not today Peter, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Peter: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside MJ: MJ: Peter, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Peter: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Harry: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Peter (Controlled by the Symbiote): Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Harry: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!