Pinyatalk - Blog Posts
sometimes i wonder what the trajectory of the pokemon franchise would’ve been like if pokemon go never existed…
shoutout to that one time where a pinterest folder just titled “creepy dude” with only exactly one image saved on it suddenly spawned into existence among my personal heavily curated collection of pin folders for some godforsaken reason
was my pinterest account haunted
on another note, this legendary moment in a pinterest comment section
the worst part is that nobody in the replies knows what the fuck kind of ship the name “pearl harbor” is actually tied to. horrifying
cursed ship names are so fucking funny y’all. like just now i found out a couple of people have been calling this specific character pairing “furry inflation” and it’s making me lose my shit
like imagine walking in on ship discussions and instead of saying some normal shit like “i like sonadow” you say “i like furry inflation”. watch as everyone in the room becomes wildly confused vaguely concerned and possibly terrified on what the hell that means
cursed ship names are so fucking funny y’all. like just now i found out a couple of people have been calling this specific character pairing “furry inflation” and it’s making me lose my shit
like imagine walking in on ship discussions and instead of saying some normal shit like “i like sonadow” you say “i like furry inflation”. watch as everyone in the room becomes wildly confused vaguely concerned and possibly terrified on what the hell that means
enshittification 🤝 metroidbrainia
(being two very specific ideas that desperately needed names to be communicated about, yet when they did get names they ended up being some of the most god-awful cringe-sounding words i’ve ever heard in my life)
considering that the "pawpaw" is an actual fruit that exists in north america, you could hypothetically create a warrior cats oc with the entirely valid canon-compliant name of "Pawpawpaw"
my first hate anon 🥰 💖✨✨✨
it's funny seeing twitter being so heavily engaged in something that feels so utterly and strangely tumblr. this kinda shit would've been like, normal tumblr shenanigans like five years ago lol
those horse race tests i keep seeing popping off on twitter are basically just a new flavor of those algodoo marble races/stickman ragdoll survival competitions i kept seeing like 12 years ago. good times
those horse race tests i keep seeing popping off on twitter are basically just a new flavor of those algodoo marble races/stickman ragdoll survival competitions i kept seeing like 12 years ago. good times
probably the greatest (and perhaps only good) example of a 4kids-esque anime dub name change i’ve seen was when in the english Doraemon dub they changed this guy Suneo’s name to “Sneech”.
like yeah you see this mf and you just KNOW “yyeeeep. that guy looks like a Sneech”
what the FUCK is Asmongold doing in my quirky Earthbound-inspired RPG????? get him outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!
most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory
like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit
whatever shit happened overtime to the blonde guy in those old animation memes was like the opposite of twink death.
twink ascension
bypassing tumblr's cruel and twisted Circular Avatar Curse by making my pfp a small enough transparent image so that it won't be cropped by the edges of the Circle, preserving an illusion of normalcy
i always felt like that if this mf never decided to post a single goddamn video onto his youtube channel then Pokemon Sword and Shield Dexit discourse would've been 1000% more civil
the chicken jockey meme doesn’t feel real. it feels like one of those made-up memes they’d put into a mid-2010’s cartoon for a dedicated “meme” episode which cartoon reviewers at the time would call severely unfunny dated and cringe. but instead it’s a real meme in the 2020’s and people are going buck-wild over it and it makes me feel so weird about everything
tbh The Emoji Movie should’ve came out like several years later in the 2020’s instead of like,,,, 2016 or some shit. because that would mean they would obviously put in the “erm actually 🤓” emoji as a semi-important character to reflect what dumb emoji memes were there at the time, and i think it would actually be a pretty genius choice.
Imagine him being like this incompetent comic-relief right hand man of the main smiley girl villain, she’s all cheerful and confident and shit while he’s all shivering stuttering and nervous, and he tells her “e-ermmm acktually if you deploy the anti-intruder robots against these guyss NOW it’s gonna cause a hyuuge disaster and everyone in Emojitown will, errrmm, die???” and then Smiler’s like “SHHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPP NEEERD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!! teehee anyways 🥰”
(bonus points if the nerd ends up betraying smiler and joins the heroes and ends up using his super smart nerd skills to kill her off for good lol)
poly being short for polyamorous and poly being short for polynesian and poly being short for polyurethane must make things so damn confusing for everyone
arguably the most pathetic april fool’s event in this site’s history
a bit surprised that Tumblr isn’t doing any of its typical silly cutesy key-jangling shit this April Fools
There’s absolutely nothing. That’s the joke this april fools. You’re not getting any boops, fuck you
a bit surprised that Tumblr isn’t doing any of its typical silly cutesy key-jangling shit this April Fools
There’s absolutely nothing. That’s the joke this april fools. You’re not getting any boops, fuck you
Everyone's Tumblr icons on March 31 2025:
who da hell turned everyone’s dashboard icons Round
who da hell turned everyone’s dashboard icons Round
>be me
>find that every art youtuber i watch is getting milanote sponsorships
>they all describe it as being “completely, utterly, 100% free to use” and like the coolest goddamn thing ever and don’t say anything else other than that. they all show off their crazy inspirational milanote boards they fully made themselves. my interest is now piqued
>look inside
>requires monthly subscription service for it to actually be functional at what it does
funniest fanfiction moment gotta be when i found a danganronpa fanfic that confidently claimed in its description that it was, for all intents and purposes, “better than the official games”. and then the first chapter had Ibuki calling Byakuya Togami a redditor