Plargos - Blog Posts
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pov: argos has a headache
one word: whiny
actually is in huge pain- needs a lot of painkillers or sleep (if he's able to)
you try to help him out: a lot of coffee, tucking him into bed and telling mr plant to make the telly quieter
put something cold on his head, it will help (his eyes might freeze though)
sometimes he wants to cuddle, sometimes he's like a fiery cat wanting to scratch you with it's paws- accept it. headaches fucking suck so he will of course make your life harder but trust me, he will return the favor if you're in pain or just out of nowhere. it's a way of saying "thank you" so please cuddle this whiny little thing :)
I fucked up inserting a title so now it looks quite shitty :,)
mr plant and argos on kill mas (xmas)
mr plant:
if you hate christmas:
you both hate this shit
it's all tRaDiTiOn, kitsch and cliché
you only care about argos's presents and actually love the present part
you guys are literal kids
doing everything anti christmas (not red, green, gold, instead blue, black, white, and silver)
you play metal and do weird poses to it or just headbang (mr plant sometimes just stands there and smiles)
slipknot, korn and some moany deftones are your shit
also some muse and nirvana
you are total rebels and punks (burning fown christmas trees, ripping apart shit, breaking decoration etc.)
if you love christmas:
you'll have a hard time with him but argos will definetly help
buys meaningful presents
bakes and bakes and BAKES AHHHHH (insert corey taylor scream)
argos:
if you hate christmas:
he'll awkwardly slurp his barszcz (polish/ukranian red beet soup)
will try to cheer you up to love christmas
doesn't really work though
is in shock when you spill red wine on purpose, eventually catches up though, total madness
you getting madder, and madder AND MADDER
will wrap a soft blanket around you and cuddles with you while watching some random german christmas movie junk (cause they're the only ones that are actually good)
if you love christmas:
baking, cooking and slurping together
annoying mr plant with your junk and mass of decoration
it's a mess honeyyy
there will be flour (and blood) all around the place (it's a reference to a german christmas song or rather a parody of it)
you can see which side I'm on