"You're literally younger than me"
"But I'm taller and not an idiot"
"Debatable"
"You're grounded,"
"I'm in my thirties,"
"Do I care?"
"Alright, we have your name...uh...are you a boy or a girl?"
"I'm a servant of the Most High."
"... Okay. And you?"
"I'm...the personification of death?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Okay, go on in."
"Come on, get up! You're gonna be late for..."
"...What?"
"Why...why is your bed...why is your bed full of weapons...!?"
"..."
"What... what is that stuff on them...?"
"... Do you really want an answer to that?"
"What are you-"
"Shh. I'm listening to the music of your heart."
"...And?"
"It says you're GAY!"
"..."
"..."
"...Get out of my room."
*Runs into house and slams door shut behind them*
"Hey!!"
"Hey... What's going on?"
"Oh... nothing. Nothing is happening..."
"Why do you look so tired...Oh, my gosh..."
"Uh, I gotta do... something-"
"WHY IS OUR HOUSE SURROUNDED ENTIRELY BY DUCKS!?"
"...What... happened...?"
"Well, it all started when I was five years old, and-"
"I MEAN, WHY IS THE TABLE ON FIRE!!!??"
"All right, that's it! You're getting in the time-out hole!"
"That... that's just a bathtu-"
"GET IN THE HOLE!!"