Please Don’t Take Me Seriously - Blog Posts
Already have, they’re called followers and they do this thing of liking the things I made for me and my friends alone.
You made a post on Tumblr.com and now you must face the consequences
Work hacks for massage therapists part 2 (joke)
So you've got gas during the session. Blame it on the clinic's therapy animal. You can make one up if necessary. Oh dear, Fluffy's popped off again. Fluffy can even be another client's service animal in the other room, a neighbour's pet come to visit.
work hacks for massage therapists part 1 (joke)
It's a stinking hot summer afternoon and the client doesn't want the fan on, or perhaps a frosty winter morning with the heaters on full blast. It's time to get creative: your sweat dripping onto the client's back isn't sweat, it's essential oil. Sea salt and musk. Why yes, of course it's supposed to be this pungent, it's for clearing the sinuses. You're welcome.
I have read your evidence and my conclusion is that your name is Jared, you are 19 and never learned how to read😌👍
Why do you idiots keep defending Viktor?? Because he's cute??
He literally wants to make everyone robots against their fucking will???
He doesn't give a shit about Jayce and is only using him.
Please read the lore before you get your hopes up.
