Omg, all of this is so good, I can't even start to talk about all of those scenarios that go through my head😂😂
If there are any Fanfictions like that you won't see me again for like the next three years. And after that just, when I didn't die of laughter😅
ok so here's a random batfam thought
so my brother is the pitcher on his baseball team. and he's so good at catching and throwing that everyone in the house just throws stuff at him that we normally wouldn't throw (phones, books, etc) because we Know he'll catch it, and he always does. which leads me to believe that, since literally every member of the batfamily has batarangs and grappling hooks and shit that they toss around every day, they'd do the same thing and it's very perplexing to people who Don't Know Why or How they do it
They're at a gala, and Bruce is trying to get all his kids to sign some charity act on someone's tablet. Dick is across the room not even paying attention, and Bruce just goes "hey! heads up!" and TOSSES the tablet across the room. ofc everyone's freaking out but then Dick just casually reaches out and catches it one handed like "oh thanks B! :)"
Tim's taking Damian to school, and he leaves his laptop in the car. Cue Tim yelling "think fast!" while throwing the laptop toward the sidewalk. Damian casually plucks it out of the air and just walks inside like nothing happened
Jason and Cass are at a restaurant and Jason got up to get her a fork. Instead of walking back to the table and giving it to her like normal, civilized folk do, Jason just yeets it across the room. Cass catches it without even looking up from her book
Poor Alfred lives in fear every day because the kids just Throw things at each other because they know the things they throw won't actually hit the ground. Steph forgot her hairbrush in Cass's bathroom? no prob no prob, Cass is just gonna throw the brush down three flights of stairs for Steph to catch. Jason's helmet is in Tim's way? he'll just yell Jason's name and throw it in any general direction. Jason Will Always catch it, no matter where in the house he happens to be at the time. Alfred really hates it when Bruce cooks because he forgets that Not Everyone can catch kitchen knives, and so he'll just toss knives to Alfred without thinking. it's the real reason why Bruce is banned from the kitchen for time and all eternity