Pokey - Blog Posts
Opening up the discussion to the people because I am intrigued:
Would a proton pack work on the lords in black?
Who would win chat I need to know
Wally plush I got as a gift a week ago 😋❤️
I love these photos so muchhh especially since pokey got some new clothes so he's extra glam today
Also, thank you partycoffin for creating these plushies! We love them
In light of some... Recent events
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Out of the depths of hell and back I bring you three lords in black
Ted’s fine in there btw don’t worry about it
The shrine to the lords in black(Wiggly was the only one with a song I could play at school besides the summoning)(Heard the Kickstarter Has High School NPMD as a goal, get to it I want to keep the beans cool already.)
I made this for art class at school. It’s going to be In the Shepard Art and STEAM show along with My Piskell(Pixel Art) Animations. Shoutout to Ms.Castellano, an amazing teacher. Prepare the Vore Nibbly,Autistic Tinky and Gay Blinky Jokes,the Lords in Black Call Us.
This person Forgot anything Starkid other than TGWDLM,Forgot Joe Iconis and Joe Tracz(So be more chill fans can still answer). Continue adding more until all Queer or Commonly Queer Liked Music Has Been Assimilated. The Apotheosis Is Upon Us.
Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...
will wood
will wood and the tapeworms
Tally hall
Miracle musical
mitski
jackstuber
joe hawley
that handsome devil
chonny jash
tom leher
ghost and pals
maretu
6arelyhuman
odetari
penelope scott
rio romeo
cuarteto de nos
riki musso
santiago tavella
laufey
taylor swift
radiohead
marina
weezer
the beatles
tv girl
billie ellish
milk in the microwave
bo burnham
fish in a birdcage
toby fox
lemon demon
sarah and the safe word
asteria
artic monkeys
they might be giants
my chemical romance
green day
gorillaz
ado
melanie martinez
the strokes
evanecense
glass animals
soddiken
the scary jokes
whatever Your favorite martian was smoking
tyler, the creator
the crane wives
the living tombstone
cavetown
mindless self indulgance
the orion experience
hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)
heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)
ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)
steam powered giraffe
kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)
21 pilots
Sir Chloe
hazbin hotel soundtrack
paparrapa the rapper soundtrack
sonic soundtrack
or the omori soundtrack
edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence
TW: Body Horror (lots of eyes)
The Lords in Black "dressed up" their Blorbos (:
if the sniggles had Tumblr
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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???
🪻 onlyafeweyes Follow
hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smited. pls update
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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc
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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...
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okay??? fuck you?????
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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.
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real and true. reblog
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make honey queens fat again
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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british
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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq
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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED
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what is this place? who are you all talking about? who are the lords in black?
⬜️ qu33n-in-whitedeactivated262789
HANNAH YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW
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how the fucky-wucky did you even get accounts here?
Preface (please read!):
This one's pretty fucked up gang. TW for UNNATURALLY BENT/BROKEN/DISLOCATED LIMBS.
This is based on a one-off phrase by Jon Matteson in his TGWDLM watch party during Let It Out where he said "Was that bones breaking?" I'm assuming he meant bones cracking, as in the sound, but this got me thinking of an interpretation of Let It Out in which Pokotho breaks Paul's bones to make him pose and dance.
Sure, Paul might be Pokey's trophy, as he's the titular guy who didn't like musicals, but Emma is the one Pokey hates the most.
The opening number (and Emma's presence in it) points to the entirety of TGWDLM being an in-universe musical to lure new members to the hive (in the form of us, the audience). So Emma and Paul are only being puppeted to echo their resistances, over and over and over.
Paul is distressed the whole time, but he's also a hero, he tries to save everyone (and fails, of course), while Emma is left to bleed and limp and scream. She's puppeted in a mockery of her fear and agony. Other deaths are bloodier, but hers is drawn out.
And this makes perfect sense for Pokey. What's the main thing we know about him?
He hates any voice that isn't his own.
Paul is outspoken about disliking musicals, but otherwise is a pretty passive guy. He doesn't make waves or stand out, he's too shy to even ask Emma out until the end of the world.
Emma is loud, opinionated, defiant. She has a very distinct voice.
Paul escapes Pokey for so long because he just doesn't like musicals, helping him avoid the traps that probably caught most of the townsfolk early on. If he liked musicals, or even tolerated them, he'd probably have been consumed by the goo pretty quickly.
Emma actively defies the hive. She starts the story in a job where she is literally required to sing and dance, and instead of just going with it she says fuck you and quits. She even clarifies that she could do it if she wanted, but she just doesn't want to.
Pokey has constructed the entire show to lure in new victims and also torture Emma specifically. In this essay I will
