Poor Edward - Blog Posts
Was Edward like the others at the orphanage, an orderly? I suggest that he was brought there as a baby, and probably doesn't remember his parents. And the jar of hearts... it was probably given to him for one of his birthdays. He just wakes up one day and there's a jar of hearts on the table or under the door, and a letter next to it.
Did he work to become the manager? Or did they make concessions to him?
What about poor Edward??? Who is he? I mean, who is he in the orphanage. I know he runs an orphanage, but dude, Can u explain what he does in general? I've never played the game, I know about him and about all of game, but I've never played.
Another beautiful giggle emanated from his newlywed spouse between heavier breaths.
"Then don’t hold back. Take me."
Don't cry Edward!!!
This is a Russian doll that was custom made for Edward. It's one of his gifts, as you know!
I admit that Edward's mask is terrible to draw
I also like to draw him without a mask. HE'S SO CUTE
I have a LOT of ideas about, no matter how boring it may sound, Eddie's nationality. Of course, he could be of any NON-existing nation, because there can really be a lot of strange creatures in Nita (well, as there are). Considering that Edward is not entirely human, we can say that he is of mixed ethnicity. I like to imagine that he has an emphasis on some letters, which is unlikely. So, either he is of human nationality
For example, British or American or Italian
Wikipedia said that in London, at the time of the 19th century, the majority were “whites,” that is, Europeans. So it can be assumed that Edward is British based on the location.
Collars, teeth inspections, fankids, mirror possession selfcest.
The Light Fingers players are getting progressively freakier about Poor Edward and I'm cry-laughing about it. Kinda surprised it wasn't happening earlier lmao.
I'm sorry bit I just love the idea of Poor Edward thinking he's hot shit with his creepy gifts and deranged letters, then here comes Samuel who's even more fucked up than him, looking for some homoerotic stabbing while Edward cries. Baby faced loser just cannot handle an experienced freak.
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but okay listen I think they're on different freaky axes. Stalking, sending someone your skin in the mail, getting possessive and jealous enough to kidnap their baby, those are all ROMANTIC freak activities. Samuel did not get the skin and go "pff, amateur, get on my level," LIKE HE WAS PRETTY DISTURBED TO GET EDWARDS SKIN IN THE MAIL. and then Sam is not really romantically inclined, he is just SEXUALLY freaky (calling him an "experienced freak" absolutely delights me but I don't know if this is true, he DOES like homoerotic stabbing but hes still a confused and repressed Victorian gentleman) while Edward simply does not seem to be sexually inclined at all?? TBH I pretty strongly headcanon him as asexual just based on how he handles love and marriage... So they're just on different tracks.
BUT HONESTLY?? IM NOT EVEN SURE THATS THE ISSUE. gets fully sidetracked with my Poor Edward Is A Kinky Ace headcanons
Thoughts & Evidence: - pain/injury: top - he "dislikes butchery" and seems to have a flair for causing psychological terror over simple murder, but causing people real tangible pain is the one thing he truly misses in his happiest ending. - restraint/confinement: switch - hes SO fixated on the coffin thing but ALSO in That One Very Normal Silverer Option hes fine playing along when YOU restrain HIM, it's only when you threaten to murder him that he actually freaks out - control; dom/sub: bottom - this never occurred to me during the ambition but makes a lot of sense in retrospect... he wants a master to pledge himself to and he's not sure if you're going to take that slot or not so he flips back and forth between pitching himself as a loyal henchman and a sadistic tormentor as he tries to capture your affection. But the only way to actually be with him is to fully take control, to essentially tell him "new plan: i do whatever I want, and you lock yourself in this building until I get back <3" and he's SO HAPPY TO DO IT.
All this to say that like, there's a couple of actual obstacles here, but neither of them are "erotic stabbing is too much for Edward." HE just doesn't wanna get murdered! BUT LIKE THATS PERFECTLY COMPATIBLE, SAMUEL IS ON BOARD FOR BEING THE GUY GETTING LOVINGLY MURDERED!!!!
I strongly suspect the actual obstacles here are: (a) Sam is too much of a bottom to be Poor Edward's master but also (b) Poor Edward is chemically impaired. In the whole first chunk of Light Fingers he's grabbing you constantly, easily overpowers you, and has NO PROBLEMS inflicting death as long as it's not permanent, but after the moon-milk he NEVER TOUCHES YOU AGAIN unless/until you actually consent to the wedding. THIS IS A FASCINATING DETAIL TO ME. He's clearly frustrated with you at points and trying to force your hand, and he doesn't seem to mind you getting hurt in the Nightmare-Orphanage when he's not the one doing it; can he just not bear to attack you himself????? ARE HE AND SAMUEL BOTH EQUALLY FRUSTRATED BY HIS INABILITY TO JUST FIGHT SAM
It's just little Eddie boy
his gaze scares me
These eyes will look at you for the rest of your life👀
You know, it's probably worth drawing...
Imagine a dark large room on the floor, an altar on which light falls in a thin column and two figures next to it: one a head lower, and the other higher. And so, they kiss... This kiss is unremarkable and not full of love, but... it still takes place
I have a question, and if I said something wrong, you can correct me.
Is this the son/daughter of whom? I still don't understand. And one more thing about Penny. She, as I understand it, is Edward's daughter? Or who is she to him? Has Edward already had sex with the main character or not? Do they have children together, or is Edward the stepfather? (about which I am more confident).
Is there any guarantee that Edward simply stood and looked at the orphanage as it burned?
I got a little confused drawing his mouth so it's just black. I'm wondering if Edward is COMFORTABLE with a mask?
I have a new very strange thought... Can Ed sing in the shower?))) I have seen theories that while we are starting a riot/fire, Edward is just sleeping and then runs out in his pajamas, but in my version, he was just washing himself in the middle of the night, and then the only thing he managed to wear was a robe. Oh, poor thing, he didn’t even have time to dry off! He was probably cold...
"Die with a Smile" by Bruno Mars. This song reminds me extremely of Ed. These lines fit him so well, from his perspective. and yes, I got the location of the heart a little mixed up, oops
I see a picture of these two threatening each other in a dance, they are dancing a waltz or another dance. And for some reason it REALLY seems to me that if there was music with words in the background, Edward would definitely sing along. And even if his throat was cut, he would still finish the dance.
So Light Fingers huh?
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I have no idea who this bottom guy might be...